Huge SUVs, especially low gas-mileage American SUVs used by Yuppies. The Planet Killer is primarily a commuter vehicle, and is used infrequently to transport offspring to soccer games and ballet practice. Planet Killers have 70 MPH speedometer governors which can only be bypassed by cell phone use. The 4-wheel drive option of the SUV is a sort of vermiform appendix- scientists agree it once had a purpose, but can only speculate as to what it was.
"I sometimes wonder what future historians might say of the Planet Killer SUVs of the 21st Century? Will they say that SUVs were the palanquins of plutocrats borne upon the shoulders of Self-indulgence, Intransigence, Solipsism, and a Wheezing Planet?" Dagrolord, 2006
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A mystical planet that is apparently supposed to crash into earth on December 21st, 2012. Although there is no proof, people are still scared shitless because of this.
Planet X: IM COMING FOR U EARTH!
Brasil: NUU men plis attack europe!
Europe: TALLEY HO! ATTACK MEXICO!
Mexico: Si?
Brasil: NUU men plis attack europe!
Europe: TALLEY HO! ATTACK MEXICO!
Mexico: Si?
by TacoMann May 25, 2009
Get the Planet X mug."Man, I just flew in from the West Coast sitting next to this wacko - thank God I used my plane name or else I'd be worried about him stalking me."
by Joseph Sanscrainte January 22, 2006
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by ahdeesan August 19, 2006
Get the snakes on a mother fucking plane mug.Named after the most frostbitten and grim country on this planet: Norway.
On the final day of frost, the Necrowizard will turn earth into Planet Norway.
This means that every single place on this earth will be covered with frost and ice, therefore all lukewarmness or heat will vanish from it, ultimately destroying people like Chris Barnes, Linkin Park, Korn, etc.
Planet Norway is the only goal allowed having when serving the Necrowizard as an acolyte, since having any other goals is gay, as stated by the blasphemous band Anal Cunt.
On the final day of frost, the Necrowizard will turn earth into Planet Norway.
This means that every single place on this earth will be covered with frost and ice, therefore all lukewarmness or heat will vanish from it, ultimately destroying people like Chris Barnes, Linkin Park, Korn, etc.
Planet Norway is the only goal allowed having when serving the Necrowizard as an acolyte, since having any other goals is gay, as stated by the blasphemous band Anal Cunt.
"Frown, my acolytes! Frown! For Planet Norway shall soon overcome this lukewarm place, also known as earth!"
by Grimlord December 28, 2004
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After telling him to "Get off my plane."
After telling him to "Get off my plane."
Hey, Napoleon, get off my plane.
Why don't you tell your mom to get off my plane?
You wanna die, Napoleon?
Yeah right, who's the only one here who knows illegal ninja moves banned by the government?
Why don't you tell your mom to get off my plane?
You wanna die, Napoleon?
Yeah right, who's the only one here who knows illegal ninja moves banned by the government?
by A Zuchini With Too Much Mustard July 25, 2008
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