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pity burn

When you're out of pot, but your buddies aren't, and they take pity on you and get you burnt. After it becomes part of your vocab, you can shorten it to simply a "pity."
Can I get a pity burn at lunch? Swing by later for a pity, yo!
by chas979 May 8, 2012
mugGet the pity burnmug.

Pity Flex

When someone tries to make you feel bad for them by making the conversation a competition of who has the worst life.
Person 1: "damn I dropped my nachos. I hate my life"

Person 2: "oh you hate your life? At least your step mom didn't beat you as a kid."

Person 1: "dude that has nothing to do with what we were talking about. Stop tryna pity flex"
by Bonebaby February 4, 2019
mugGet the Pity Flexmug.

pity tweet

a tweet that is sent to a lonely person who hasn't received any tweets that day
Just because no one is tweeting today, it does not mean I want your pity tweets!
by omegaepsilon April 25, 2011
mugGet the pity tweetmug.

Pity Penis

When a man provides someone or something with his penis because he feels bad for them.
Sarah: Omg, Brandon finally came over and fucked the shit out of me and I only had to call him like 8 times.

Jessica: Pretty sure Brandon hit you with the pity penis.
by HotDam August 17, 2016
mugGet the Pity Penismug.

Pity Titty

Anyone who is milking their old problems, with the intent of receiving pity from others.
Man A: Come out to drink tonight !
Man B: Nah man I’m still thinking about my grandma.

Man A: Dude she died 5 years ago quit suckling on my pity titty, you’re just milking it at this point.
by Aaayyyy December 12, 2022
mugGet the Pity Tittymug.

Race pity

When you are racist to yourself. It makes totally it socially acceptable because you arent being mean to others, but yourself.
yo im not racist, i just pity my race

Race pity is totally fine bro
by totally not lecrim June 2, 2021
mugGet the Race pitymug.

pity succ

when you suck some ugly dudes dick just so that he can say he achieved the succ before he dies
Xander- Give that nigga the pity succ before he dies
Abigale- You're so mean!!!11!!
by R Seater March 18, 2017
mugGet the pity succmug.

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