Pineapples

A pineapple is a fruit. It is common to tropical areas and super markets. It is also a natural laxative (first hand experience). It is a main ingredient in dozens of recipes from being a pizza topping to part of a fruit kabab. It is also the nickname of the Mk 2 hand grenade.

IMPORTANT PSA!
PINEAPPLES HURT WHEN INSERTED INTO RECTUM!!!

Frank spent the rest of the afternoon destroying his toilet after eating 5 whole pineapples.

by Socialist Drummer October 10, 2012

pineapple

something that has NO BUISNESS being on pizza

"pineapple on pizza is inexcusible"

by el Sethro February 28, 2005

pineapple

A nickname used for memebers of the Asian interest fraternity, Pi Alpha Phi.

Let's go to the pineapple party tommorow.

by zzz January 18, 2005

pineapple

a tropical fruit that is used to make a kind of cake.

spongebob lives in a pineapple under the sea....

by i slayed your mom last night December 28, 2003

Pineapples

A fucking fruit.

My pineapples ran away from me. :(

by Hello_World_I_ate_a_Waffle June 21, 2015

the pineapple

A descriptor for a job that nobody wants to work and someone inevitably gets stuck doing against their will. A reference to the movie Little Nicky when Satan crams a pineapple up Hitler's Bunghole.

The Slurry pit full of hog manure needs cleaned out... Who's going to take the pineapple and clean it up?

by Alphasniper May 1, 2007

pineapple

a wonderful fruit
*when pineapple is eaten by a male, makes his 'cum' taste sweet!!

girl- (gives guy a bj)
'mmmm i dnt mind swallowin, tasted gd!!!...Almost like pineapple'
guy- 'haha well its cos i ate pineapple earlier on, ur so slow!'

by ella_pixie December 29, 2005