Skip to main content

Pikachu pickup 

An extremely humiliating and stupid idea involving using a Pokémon pickup line to ask out a girl on instagram. This idea will always fail and should never be attempted.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
If u were a Pokémon I would choose u
Will u go out with me Maddie?
Everyone else:
Good effort on that pikachu pickup but you’re screwed

Pikachu pickup 

A dumb pickup line involving mass attention and collective embarrassment and shaming to ask out a girl.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
If you were a Pokémon I would choose u
Will u go out with me Maddie?
Everyone else: wow that was a lame pikachu pickup bro

Pikachu blasting 

When one has a gerbil inserted in their anus and they sneeze; ejecting the gerbil in a rapid fashion.
The man came into the ER with severe tears to his rectum, saying he had experienced Pikachu blasting earlier on that evening.
Pikachu blasting by John Grossbard January 11, 2013

pikachu and shit 

Girlfriend: oh my god I love watching Pokèmon!!

Me: you mean Pikachu and shit right?

Girlfriend: no.. Pokèmon.

pikachu-esque 

Jigglypuff is the most pikachu-esque of all the pokemons.
pikachu-esque by ultrajesus4000 January 31, 2006

pikachu ria 

Pikachu means biggachu, ria means liar
pikachu ria by LanceIsTheBest November 1, 2022