Skip to main content

god fucking dammit you piece of shit

what you say after getting hit in the toe by a corner
*hits toe*
"god fucking dammit you piece of shit, i wanna kill my self"

Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox 

A mechanic's way of saying "I'm having trouble working on this car."
"Dan, how's the transmission on my BMW coming along?"
"Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox"

Worthless piece of shit 

Me
Worthless piece of shit means me , myself and I :)

murdering piece of shit

Scar from LK1 who killed Mufasa.
That murdering piece of shit killed mufasa!

Metro piece of shit 

aka Metro PCS

receive text an hour after they are sent to you. people from different countries call you in the middle of the day.

cant receive any text with songs or wallpapers on every phone even though the phone can play music
Rob:What kind of service you have?
John:Metro piece of shit

Rez car [piece of shit car]

A car that can be started with a screwdriver. Plastic covering one or more windows. Mirrors may be missing or secured with duct tape. Brake lights may covered with red tape. Has a rag for a gas cap. Four bald tires. A car long passed it's prime.
That piece of shit your driving is a real rez car.