"A guy is at his house, making out with his girlfriend, when suddenly the phone rings. He answers it and a voice says 'TOUCH MY DAUGHTER AGAIN AND I'LL KILL YOU', and then the line goes dead. The guy asks his girlfriend about it and she says 'My dad's been dead for 10 years..'"
BUT WHO WAS PHONE?!
BUT WHO WAS PHONE?!
by anonimaus November 5, 2008

by TradeMark310 March 12, 2009

When the folks next door are screaming bloody murder at each other, they're using the "ghetto phone," that is, they are being so loud everyone in the neighborhood (hood, ghetto) can hear them.
"Get off the ghetto phone and talk nice to me, I ain't done nuthin' that bad that you gotta get all over my shit."
by paulpaxman August 21, 2009

I still can't believe the incredible "phone sext" I had with my new friend the other night.
Our text messaging "phone sext" was better than being together in person.
Our text messaging "phone sext" was better than being together in person.
by black queen May 11, 2010

Like a regular job interview, but conducted over the phone. Usually used by big companies such as Google to weed out first, second, and sometimes third round applicants before an actual onsite interview. Typically conducted on the toilet, on the floor, or at a small, lonely desk with a little lamp, and with much apprehension. Given the lack of visual feedback between applicant and interviewer, phone interviews typically lead to many awkward pauses, interruptions, and unfinished sentences.
a typical phone interview:
*ring ring ring*
Hello?
Hello?
Hi!
This is ...
Hi!
Chad, from Goo...
Hi Chad!
...gle.
*ring ring ring*
Hello?
Hello?
Hi!
This is ...
Hi!
Chad, from Goo...
Hi Chad!
...gle.
by dkawry December 23, 2010

Phones that are made for lower-income people. Some range from dollar general grade shit, to flagship premium phone levels at a lower price.
Cash to Josh "Well now im gonna have to get a damn budget phone now since my ex fucked up my iphone7."
by Ramsy Norris August 7, 2021

Was chatting on the phone with Nick E today about my day Long John Silvering... when I hung up, Shania and Double Dee started smelling the scent of my man-fume that I’d left on the dog and bone. What a pair of phone sniffers!!
by Foxy D February 4, 2021
