Also known as Mr Phillips
Is a hoe with the longest fucking backstory I've ever heard. Will immediately tell you about the German kids he taught. Has the tightest pants I've ever fucking seen, so his dick is always on show. Has a fucked up hairline.
Is a hoe with the longest fucking backstory I've ever heard. Will immediately tell you about the German kids he taught. Has the tightest pants I've ever fucking seen, so his dick is always on show. Has a fucked up hairline.
by Bentbackpaddywak June 12, 2019
by X marks my dick May 09, 2015
He is bald.
by ############### February 07, 2019
A little bitch who acts like, has the maturity of, and has the mental capability of a six year old. He is a hater of all Mormons
Phillip is an asshole who always throws food, spits, and steals my best friend every single time I try and talk to her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by rak0128 April 12, 2019
A man with an uncircumcised penis and is constantly regarded as the gayest person in his friend group. He is the center point of embarrassment and Michael is a way better brother. Uses the nigga card too many times and is best friends with Nerio.
by Matthew is Racist February 19, 2020
by Jrp January 22, 2015
When one has the desire to help a friend who has become unlikeable, but is battling with the desire to cut ties with a friend because they have become unlikeable.
Person 1: We should really give him some advice.
Person 2: But I dont wanna talk to someone like that.
Person 1: We’ve been caught in Phillip’s Paradox.
Person 2: But I dont wanna talk to someone like that.
Person 1: We’ve been caught in Phillip’s Paradox.
by TotallyDinosaur October 04, 2023