Phil Lester 

Dan Howell's "best friend" and flatmate, actual meme lord

See also Dan Howell

"Phil Lester! You're a genius!" -Dan Howell

Phil Lester by Phil's Eyelash December 3, 2016

Phil Lynott

Phil Lynott rose to fame as the bass pounding lead singer of 'Thin Lizzy'. Although other definitions on this site state these facts, he did not die of a heroin overdose and he was not born in Crumlin. He was born in West Bromwich in England, but was raised in Crumlin. He died of multiple organ failure after many years of heroine abuse. He was in the hospital for a week before dying. Phil Lynott was the coolest man around. He was once asked what it was like to be black and Irish. He replied - "Like a Pint of Guiness". Ever the joker and the ladies man, Phil was also one tough guy, and was quick to defend his friends with his fists and his razor sharp tongue if needed. He is missed dearly to this day, and has left one of the greatest legacies in rock music behind him.

An example of Phil Lynott's razor sharp tongue:

When told about a bad review he recieved from a reporter who was well known for not liking Hard Rock music, Phil replied 'If you see him, tell him I think he is a cunt, and if he is around when you are... (and you will point him out to me) I'm gonna knock his fucking head off.'

Phil Lynott by El Dentonio April 10, 2009

Phil swift 

God and thereby billy may's successor. We are all children of Phil swift so if you value heaven you should worship Phil swift. All hail god.

Me: All hail Phil swift
Everyone smart: All hail Phil swift

Phil swift by Memelord94976574894 June 20, 2018

Phil Swift 

An immortal, godlike being with powers beyond human comprehension. Capable of destroying entire universes with just as little as a snap of his fingers.

John: Oh my god! It's Phil Swift!
Sam: Bow! Bow to him! Bow to our lord!
Phil Swift: Worry not, my children. I have come to bless you with my mighty powers. You may now fix anything with the power of Flex Tape.
John and Sam: Thank you god! Thank you!

Phil Swift by NotPieGuy January 21, 2021

Phil Hartman 

The greatest SNL cast member of all time who sadly died prematurely.

If Phil Hartman's wife was going to kill herself anyway, why did it matter if he was dead?

Phil Hartman by Frumious Bandersnatch July 19, 2003

phil lesh 

bass player for the grateful dead , he has fans called phil zoners , zoners for short , he also wants everybody to be an organ doner because we wouldnt have phil without just that very thing!

oh man phil was droppin some bombs tonight

phil lesh by happyhippy January 8, 2005

Phil Selway 

the phenomenally talented drummer for the band Radiohead

for proof that drummers are more than just timekeepers, check out Phil Selway's playing in "Pyramid Song".

Phil Selway by EonBlue987 January 25, 2009