When you've typed your password on your keyboard countless times so that your not paying attention and it's in your muscle memory, that's phantom fingers.
When you've done your locker combination so many times that youre not entirely sure what the combination is but you know how your hand moves that's phantom fingers.
When you've done your locker combination so many times that youre not entirely sure what the combination is but you know how your hand moves that's phantom fingers.
Kid A: "So how did your date go with Lisa?"
Kid B: "It was fine. I fingered her, but i've done it so many times I've just got phantom fingers for her man."
Kid A: "...I could do it for you..."
Kid B: "It was fine. I fingered her, but i've done it so many times I've just got phantom fingers for her man."
Kid A: "...I could do it for you..."
by bangbang973 December 21, 2010
Get the phantom fingersmug. When a male is receiving penile stimulation in the dark and climaxes. Afterwards, the lights are turned on and no traces of ejaculate can be found...
Giver: Did you cum??
Receiver: Yes... This is odd...
Giver: WHERE IS IT??
Receiver: I DONT KNOW!!!
*Giver checks pillows, blankets and walls*
*Both give up, never finding the ejaculate*
Receiver: I suppose this was a case of phantom ejaculate...
Giver: I guess so...
Receiver: Yes... This is odd...
Giver: WHERE IS IT??
Receiver: I DONT KNOW!!!
*Giver checks pillows, blankets and walls*
*Both give up, never finding the ejaculate*
Receiver: I suppose this was a case of phantom ejaculate...
Giver: I guess so...
by ruffyreborn November 20, 2009
Get the Phantom Ejaculatemug. When you have a poo, you feel it come out, but when you go to flush the toilet, (and of course examine your "modern art") there's no shit there!
by cool_penguin_0 February 6, 2005
Get the phantom poomug. this is where your jacking off and when you climax your so into it with your eyes rolled in the back of your head, you know you felt the jizz shoot from your dick but now you cant find where it went. and your frantically searching everywhere because you dont want your parents to accidentally find it.
by 02tacomaman October 5, 2011
Get the phantom jizzmug. A text that you swear you got. Either by feeling the vibration on your leg, or hearing your tone, or in the worst of cases both. But when you check your phone you are left feeling cheated.
A texting miscarriage.
A texting miscarriage.
Guy 1: "Dude, let's do something"
Guy 2: "I texted those girls I met yesterday, I think they just responded. Let me see what they said... Oh nevermind, it was a phantom text..."
Guy 1: "stfu man, nobody likes you."
Guy 2: "I texted those girls I met yesterday, I think they just responded. Let me see what they said... Oh nevermind, it was a phantom text..."
Guy 1: "stfu man, nobody likes you."
by VeryReliableSource August 6, 2009
Get the phantom textmug. An office or home printer that "jams", but there is no real printer jam. A phantom jam can be extremely frustrating in re-occurrences, resulting in the urge to drop-kick the printer out the window. The movie Office Space depicts a phantom jam, where the printer in question is later destroyed.
by FrostyBB July 9, 2010
Get the phantom jammug. Part 1 of the popular anime/manga series Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, considered to be ranked poorly compared to the other parts, a dog gets cooked by a soon to be gay british vampire some point before or after kissing his foster brother's girlfriend in rapey kinda way while his friends watched, poisoned his dad to steal a stone mask with a bunch of spikes that pop out of it when you put blood on it
by TheFunnyJoJoMan October 4, 2020
Get the phantom bloodmug.