pepperoni pizza blanket

Dawg, I gave her a gigantic slice of pepperoni pizza blanket last night.
by nstlr007 December 08, 2019
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pepperoni tattoo

The Pepperoni Tattoo is similar to a Mushroom Tattoo. It involves a woman, preferably with leathery breasts, slapping a man across the face with her nipple and leaving a "Pepperoni Tattoo"

Typically this is done when a rather dominant woman wants to mark her territory.
When Tom was asked why he had a large circular bruise on his forehead he replied "I was getting into it with an old biker chick when she whipped out her titty and slapped me in the face!"

The Pepperoni Tattoo
by Flexy Mcghee July 10, 2017
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Pepperoni Switch and Slide

while having sex, you try and cut off your partners nipple and then glue or stitch it to their elbow
"Hey man, I got roofied last night and woke up with a pepperoni switch and slide
by Ramenboi21 March 28, 2024
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pepperoni career

meaning it’s essential but it exciting.
1: so where do you work?
2: oh you know, that supermarket on 14th
1: oh nice!
2: Yeah, I got that pepperoni career on lock down!
by Mrs Mrs Mrs May 11, 2021
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Pepperoni Plower Trap

Unique chess middle game technique which requires advanced positional mobility and illustrious Garlic knot tactical knowledge. This move is also know as the Garlic Knot Kiddie Counter Gambit: Scrabungus Variation.
"I slammed Cagnus Marlson using the Pepperoni Plower Trap Yesterday."

"Revy Lozmen destroyed me in chess yesterday using the Garlic Knot Kiddie Counter Gambit: Scrabungus Variation."
by Lylian 69420 March 14, 2024
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Pepperoni Hotpocket

You bust a fat nut in a girls ass then slap pepperoni and a slice of bread on it while your cum drips out.
Bro! I gave Sharen a pepperoni hotpocket last night.
by DV-69 April 12, 2021
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Pepperoni boat

When the edges of the pepperoni (on pizza) curl up and hold a delicious pool of pepperoni flavored grease.
Ahhh yisss! This slice has a pepperoni boat on it!
by Masterblastermisterfister April 17, 2017
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