pee pee toucher

homosexual male

Dave sucks cocks, therefore he is a pee pee toucher.

by sealion8 January 7, 2009

pee pee touch

This is usually a final request from someone who is desperate for sex.

Man: I'll pay you 100 bucks to sleep with me.

Stripper: Fuck no!

Man: How bout 10 bucks and you give me a pee pee touch

by zarreff March 20, 2010

Pee Pee Monger

One who advocates the looking at the bulge in a man's pants. This is the polar opposite or the feminine version of Chi Chi Monger- One who advocates the looking at a woman's breast.

Mike was getting a haircut the other day and Marina, the pee pee monger that she is was, peaking up his shorts.

by chevolay August 11, 2008

pee pee whacked

verb. To get belittled, or get your balls busted by your boss for saying something illogical or not being productive while in a meeting with your colleages.

Doug: (Says something illogical)

Mike: Hold on a minute there Doug, I'm going to whack your pee pee on this.

Afterwords
Colleages: Man you really got your pee pee whacked.

Doug: I know, it's worse than being Becca'd (Definition 1). I'm going to have to go and get some Nan (Definition 7) tonight. Hopefully I don't end up with an Eric (Definition 20).

by Cougar Magnet June 19, 2009

Mr Pee Pee

To describe your Penis -

Mr Pee Pee wants to come out and play!

by Andi Jay April 10, 2007

pee pee chonies

when someone takes a comment too personal & gets bummed; someone that doesnt know how to laugh at themselves.

"Dont get all pee pee chonies, I was just kidding"

"Orale, that vato got all pee pee chonies because his hyna was laughing at him"

by A.jolie89 November 20, 2009

Pee pee crayon

Slang word for weed used by teenagers in the Midwest region

Person 1: "Damn bro u good?"
Person 2: "Nah bro I'm on that pee pee crayon."

by XxMortifyxX September 23, 2018