peanut butter munching

The act of placing peanut butter on ones own genetailia or anus and allowing ones pet, usually a dog, to lick the peanut butter off. causing an orgasm

JESSE: i let my dog munch peanut butter off my asshole

CANDI: That's hot!!!, i should try PEANUT BUTTER MUNCHING!!

BOBBIE: you're a fucking sicko

by PARTNERS IN CRIME TOO October 23, 2010

Lumpy Peanut Butter

Accomplishing a Lumpy Peanut Butter is no walk in the park. Many have failed resulting in massive injury. The first step in completing this amazing feat requires courage. First, the male (or shemale) will stick is entire scrotum into an inhabitted wasps nest and rapidly shake and thrash about as if the person was having a seizure. Next, the person will submerge their now lumpy sack into a jar of skippies peanut butter. Finally, the person will hang closely infront of a pack of starving wolves and wave their now perfectly prepaired testicles in a taunting manner. They will ultimately be torn to shreds resulting in the greatest high of all time, otherwise known a s a super high.

Andy- Hey man i just did a Lumpy Peanut Butter!
Josh- Wow really?! How was it?
Andy- FUCKING AWESOME!!!

by ABurrgess January 4, 2013

Peanut Butter Smack

After a long drawn out blow job, the man scoops some peanut butter into his hand and smacks the woman across her face and says, "how you like that bitch."

man: i'm gonna cum

woman: really?

man: NO! *PEANUT BUTTER SMACK*

by olipoo August 27, 2008

peanut butter

Lubricious, creamy, delicious, and, most importantly, "spreadable"

Alyssa is one fine, peanut butter ho

by nautilus_shore May 24, 2010

Dick in the Peanut Butter

To be over invested or nosy

Man why you always gotta have your dick in the peanut butter

by BlackPahnda August 25, 2018

peanut butter shot

Specifically, the immunizations portion of the “assembly line” at a USMC reception battalion. It is know as the “peanut butter shot” in the buttocks. It practically brings men to their knees and nearly brought other men to tears. Victims are told to sit on it and rock back and forth to even out the substance in their ass.

I got that peanut butter shot too. It hurt like a mother!

by Chris Choi November 9, 2007

Peanut Butter Poopwich

When a friend/ex friend takes a shit in your penut butter. They then sir it up, and leave it alone until you decided to eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwitch.

Ron: God.. this sandwich tastes your nipples baby.. rawr
Wife: Dammit Ron, i gave you a Peanut Butter Poopwich
Ron: I didn't eat the crust do you want that back

by MikeMeASandwitch October 13, 2009