Peacock Post

This is a term given to a social media post where the author goes over the top in congratulating themselves on their own achievement. It is linked to the line in the move "Good Morning Vietnam" where the late and great Robin Williams says with respect to the peacock strutting around feathers on display "Look at me I'm incredible check it out"
Did you read that peacock post by NAME I mean seriously if he slaps himself on the back any harder he's gonna slip a disc!
by Rekees November 01, 2014
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Peacock Block

A gay man who prevents a straight man from scoring sexually with a woman.
Man, I can't believe it. I was hanging out with Katie last night, and my gay roommate Derek wanted to come along. We were getting along great, but Derek kept acting like a sad little puppy dog and was pulling the attention away from me. He peacock blocked me!
by fuzzysquirrelnuts2 July 15, 2010
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rusty peacock

sprinkling sugar on ones penis, then having a woman give you a blowjob, before finishing, you pull out, jizz on her face, and stick feathers to her face using the cum as glue
John's girlfriend was craving candy so John decided to give her a rusty peacock because his pet bird had just died.
by soowoop-baller July 03, 2009
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Duelling Peacocks

When two men joust for top sartorial spot using their wardrobes as objects to challenge each other
Who's the new guy?
Oh, that's Brian - he's challenging the boss for top sartyr.
What do you mean?

Check out the duds - he's trying to outdo the boss.
Who's gonna win.
Dunno, but there will be blood when there's duelling peacocks in the office...
by Carl Davidson July 12, 2013
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What the peacock

a phrase used to replace what the hell or what the heck
by audgepodge November 15, 2009
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dirty peacock

when a girl gets on her hands and knees and gets fucked from behind the guy makes a peacock sound and waves his arms.
dale "hey baby, can we dirty peacock tonite?"

jill "sure!"

dale "weeeeeeaahhh"
by BUMQUEEQUEE June 13, 2009
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Peacock up

a situation in which men feel the need to prove their masculinity and compare dick size, due to egos being challenged.
"Quasimodo asked me like 20 questions about an intubated PT we just brought him I think that bitch is trying to peacock up."
by Asianprincesshriz March 30, 2017
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