Ceiling Painter

A male, usually a teen or twenty something, who is such a virile, semen machine, that he’s able to to bust a copious nut several feet into the air.

My Grindr hook up was a ceiling painter. Glad my face was not in the line of fire. I may have lost an eye.

I prefer a ceiling painter as opposed to a dribbler. How’s your prostate by the way?

by Dick Onchin November 3, 2020

sniffing the paint

When you sniff a girls vagina so hard her pussy lips get sucked into your nostrils and she orgasms.

Jenna got drunk last friday and told her girlfriend's Garrett spent the whole thursday sniffing the paint.

by BigPapiDaddyGrande May 13, 2015

paint it black

song by the rolling stones during the vietnam era, it rocks

ever heard paint it black, if you have, YOU RULE!

by M6D September 1, 2004

paint the town red

To engage in a wild spree.

Origin: The alussion is to the kind of riotous behavior that results in red blood being spilt.

K: I'm pissed. Wanna go paint the town red tonight?
J: Let's do it.

by Kaileyxx July 26, 2005

swedish paint job

When a man shits on his sexual counterparts chest, dips his testicles in the fecal matter, and drags it across the counterparts face.

That's no spray tan, that's a swedish paint job.

by Shuey August 11, 2015

Paintball

one of the best sports ever made.

Paintball rules all .

by peter.pan. June 16, 2003

paint peeler

A type of bowel movement that is so odious that the fumes strip paint off of the bathroom wall.

"If youre thinking about re-painting your bathroom, let Joe take a paint peeler in there to help get the old color off first."

by chauncey July 27, 2004