pasty as fuck

A progressive lib that’s pasty pale and never been punched in the face, but thinks they’re so elite and so intelligent they can decide what’s best for every walk of life.

Yo that smug person Offended by phony outrage is pasty as fuck and he’s definitely named Brice or Brint

by Fredsix October 25, 2017

Flying Pasty

The act of a prisoner shitting into a newspaper, folding it up and sending it out of a cell window, to prevent the cell from smelling bad.

Hey Brian, move away from the window, I’ve got a flying pasty to send out!

by Keeno69 November 1, 2022

Furry Pasty

Slang term for female vagina. Regional for south west of United Kingdom and the county of Cornwall.

Pasties are regional food shaped like a woman’s labia. Similar to Hairy Taco.

“He’s so gert lush I would let him gobble my furry pasty”.

by Sir Duke Bomanchè September 8, 2018

pasty pic

tiddy pic with no nipples!

Grace! I appreciate the pasty pic you sent last night. I hope Jamie isn't offered...after all I didn't see any nipples.

by Yahn Galinovsky April 11, 2021

pasty mashing

The lesbian act of mashing two "pasties" (pussies) together.

"You up for some pasty mashing?"
"Yeah sure, I'm always up for some pasty mashing"

by fukinfrogslegs June 10, 2017

pasty range

A group of pasty people

Jeff said the girl belongs to the pasty range

by Rangafam September 16, 2017

The Pastis Pack

The act of fingering a drunken girl with three (3) total fingers, simultaneously. This is known as "The Pastis Pack" because it is very easy to do when the drunk broad has been slammin' Pastis all night.

"Me and Chad's mom were drinking last night. She got so loaded I gave her The Pastis Pack!"

by The Pastis Packer August 11, 2008