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pasty as fuck

A progressive lib that’s pasty pale and never been punched in the face, but thinks they’re so elite and so intelligent they can decide what’s best for every walk of life.
Yo that smug person Offended by phony outrage is pasty as fuck and he’s definitely named Brice or Brint
by Fredsix October 25, 2017
mugGet the pasty as fuckmug.

Pasty Rage

The deep anger experienced after purchasing and consuming a disappointing pasty. Especially in Wales.
What is this mushy brown stuff in the middle of my flaky pastry square thats being passed off as a 'cornish pasty'. Trying to find a decent pasty in wales gives me pasty rage!!
by pastylover March 16, 2015
mugGet the Pasty Ragemug.

Flying Pasty

The act of a prisoner shitting into a newspaper, folding it up and sending it out of a cell window, to prevent the cell from smelling bad.
Hey Brian, move away from the window, I’ve got a flying pasty to send out!
by Keeno69 November 1, 2022
mugGet the Flying Pastymug.

Furry Pasty

Slang term for female vagina. Regional for south west of United Kingdom and the county of Cornwall.

Pasties are regional food shaped like a woman’s labia. Similar to Hairy Taco.
“He’s so gert lush I would let him gobble my furry pasty”.
by Sir Duke Bomanchè September 8, 2018
mugGet the Furry Pastymug.

pasty mashing

The lesbian act of mashing two "pasties" (pussies) together.
"You up for some pasty mashing?"
"Yeah sure, I'm always up for some pasty mashing"
by fukinfrogslegs June 10, 2017
mugGet the pasty mashingmug.

pasty range

Jeff said the girl belongs to the pasty range
by Rangafam September 16, 2017
mugGet the pasty rangemug.

The Pastis Pack

The act of fingering a drunken girl with three (3) total fingers, simultaneously. This is known as "The Pastis Pack" because it is very easy to do when the drunk broad has been slammin' Pastis all night.
"Me and Chad's mom were drinking last night. She got so loaded I gave her The Pastis Pack!"
by The Pastis Packer August 11, 2008
mugGet the The Pastis Packmug.

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