dick parasite

Small little parasite that makes your penis bigger. However if the parasite has stayed in his host longer than 5 minutes his penis sooner or later with contract and explode.

Doctor: What seems to be the problem.
Victim: I have gotten a Dick Parasite.

by Cantevenonym June 23, 2016

parasite

my girlfriend

Miranda is a parasite.

by porkasaurus rex April 5, 2017

psychic parasite

A transdimensional being who thrives on the tears of small children. A meme with psychic ability that only exists in this universe through the minds of it's hosts. In a parallel universe these creatures are monstrous and disgusting.

Meth addiction is caused by psychic parasites.

by Benzadrilla March 28, 2019

useless parasite

someone who leeches off society and is a waste of everybody's time

Jamie is an absolutely useless parasite

by littcorp March 10, 2023

Information parasite

Someone who always asks for information from other people instead of looking it up themselves.

She asked me all about the assignment. She's such an information parasite.

by Chrischras September 10, 2020

Parasite-style' flats

same to semi-basement flats

'Parasite-style' flats are to be banned after deaths

-From BBC

by Leo WU August 11, 2022

Parasite

Very offensive word used to describe venom

Brad: I have a parasite
Venom: PARASITE?!

by Bob Blake February 24, 2019