A selfish, opportunistic, pretentious, self server with the ability to charm its victims at best, and coerce its victims at worst to hand over what they want, without giving said victim anything in return. Normally leaving victim destitute, demoralized, and traumatized in the process.
A parasite may have many forms, from butt kissing college student to fascist dictator. Parasites typically turn on the charm to win people over, patiently climb the ladder to success, and then become tyrannical or just leave you for dead and move on to the next victim.
Synonyms: Mooch, Weasel, Hustler, Con Man, Hooker, Professional Victim, Politician
A parasite may have many forms, from butt kissing college student to fascist dictator. Parasites typically turn on the charm to win people over, patiently climb the ladder to success, and then become tyrannical or just leave you for dead and move on to the next victim.
Synonyms: Mooch, Weasel, Hustler, Con Man, Hooker, Professional Victim, Politician
Bernie Madoff was a sociopathic parasite toward his investors. He gained their trust and completely exploited that trust to serve his own selfishness and greed.
by Butterfinger April 1, 2022
Get the Parasite mug.The female Jim Jones thought of herself as a modern day Parysatis, always putting everyone on trial but herself, trying to dispatch enemies at oppurtune times. It's no wonder the name Parysatis is similar to parasite.
by The Original Agahnim November 18, 2021
Get the parasite mug.When your mom scooped litter while pregnant with you. The litter Parasite is now in control of your skin sak.
by Babblingbrookstudio March 24, 2022
Get the Parasite baby mug.It would no longer do the dork's family any good to stay together, it would only benefit the dork, the parasite, as with many other things in life. It was about time somebody stood up to her spoiled rotten ass instead of for her.
by The Original Agahnim July 24, 2021
Get the Parasite mug.Someone who makes politics their entire social identity, and won’t shut the fuck up about politics. Generally, they hate whoever espouses beliefs stemming from a party not of their own.
Don’t talk to Karen, she’s a political parasite, and will be fervently listening to every word you say, and will try to destroy your happiness based on that which she doesn’t agree. Tom is the same way, even though he’s on the opposite end of the political spectrum.
by MayneDeWayne May 27, 2021
Get the Political Parasite mug.Parasitic: Blinded, and invasive to an environment can either grow or sustain an ecosystem or cause havoc.
by cxp1d December 31, 2024
Get the Pink Parasite mug.Formless energy feeding entity that clings on to host. Backstory: Beyond the reaches of light exists the vast darkness of space, within that darkness exists ancient beings whom have long lost their connection to source. Starved, these entities search out their victims across space and time and prey on those whom not yet fully realized their divinity within. These parasites possess the ability to make their hosts experience delusions and manifestations of fear. As the host experiences the negative perception unknowingly influenced by this toxic attachment, the parasite then feeds on the emotional output/fear of the host to sustain its own existence. Darkness only thrives when the light forgets itself. The beings are widely well known but are greatly misunderstood and misinterpreted. Many refer to these experiences as “bad trips”, delulus, demons, parasites, negative outlook, possession. Common side effects (not all listed) can be seen as change in identity(negative), depression, chronic constipation, addiction, anger, resentment, hyper sexuality, identity oriented around sexuality, multiple personalities, resistance towards positive change, romanticization of pain,
To shed/get rid of these inter-dimensional parasites one must maintain their inner light. Perception of reality is not a reflection of reality but a reflection of one’s own mind. What we think others are isn’t what they are but what we are. One must override their own internal story and actively push to believe a more positive understanding of the nature around them. It is possible for assistance in removing these parasites but only possible through the Light of a true heart. An awakened individual that recognizes the difference in projection from others and how reality is shaped through what we consciously believe to be real. There is no timetable for how long the process will take, only known that through close proximity to the auric field of True light can vaporize and transmute these parasites.
by ElijahBDavid August 21, 2025
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