When I was faithless and denied God I had paranoias that I was innately hell bound by being the only god and failing with life, also by being so different then the rest of existence and that my hatred of all life affected all life negatively.
by StickOfGod October 15, 2017
Get the paranoiasmug. When you creeping with someone on the low and you think everyone in the circle knows about your coochie.
Person 1: I just so and so’s friend you think he knows about us??
Person 2: NAH
Person 1: you sure? He lookin hella hard
Person 2: Girl you’re just suffering from coochie paranoia.
Person 2: NAH
Person 1: you sure? He lookin hella hard
Person 2: Girl you’re just suffering from coochie paranoia.
by The problem_solver May 4, 2018
Get the Coochie paranoiamug. When you reread what your wrote to make sure you haven’t accidentally slipped in something ridiculous/silly/stupid and have yet to fix it.
Sammy: Yo why do you keep rereading that email to Mr. Fass?
Paula: To make sure it’s all good.
Sammy: Ohhh, you got that editor’s paranoia! 💀
Paula: To make sure it’s all good.
Sammy: Ohhh, you got that editor’s paranoia! 💀
by GaspItsJasp April 30, 2023
Get the editor’s paranoiamug. When it's the beginning of spring and the weather says it's warm out, but because of the horrible winter you just had you don't believe it's actually warm and so you put on extra layers.
The weather man is saying it's 65 degrees out, but I got that Midwest Paranoia so I'm gonna wear a jacket.
by twofish22 March 30, 2015
Get the Midwest Paranoiamug. Person 1: I just can’t help to think that my friends… hate me all the time..
Person2: that’s friend paranoia lil bruh
Person2: that’s friend paranoia lil bruh
by Literallyalegend💋 April 12, 2025
Get the Friend paranoiamug.