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Pandarrassment

Pandarrassment occurs when you tell someone of your fantastic Pandora radio station, but when you go to play the station Pandora embarrasses you by playing consecutive, terrible songs.
Bob: John, you have to check out my Pandora! I have it set up to only play the hits.

John: ....Since when is, The Bangles - Walk like an Egyptian an all timer, Bob?

Bob: OH NO! NOT PANDARRASSMENT AGAIN!
by Zezekial2517 June 12, 2010
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Mists of Pandaria

A shitty excuse for an expansion by Blizzard. Blizzard fanboys who are simply blinded by anything that Blizzard makes is good, will follow up with excuses such as "they were in the original Warcraft lore." The Pandaren Brewmaster hero was a april fools joke but was kept anyway so therefor Blizzard felt that it'd be appropriate to make their next expansion even shittier then Cataclysm and best of all, centered around pandas. Like they say, WoW died with the Lich King.
John: What the fuck? An expansion centered around pandas? This has to be a joke.. How the hell did Metzen manage to rip pandas out of his smelly ass and turn it into an entire expansion..

Jeffrey: Pandas have been in the Warcraft lore since Warcraft 3.

John: Shut it Blizzard fanboy. You'd buy anything from Blizzard, even if it's a pile of shit plastered inside a game box. Hell, for all you know, they could just put a sign that says Mists of Pandaria on a pile of bovine shit and you'd still buy it.

Kathy: Are you 2 virgins arguing about a computer game? How about you go outside, make some friends, and get yourselves a social life. Friggin lames.

John: Hey tramp, guess what? How about you go suck off a swagfag's cock till it gets stuck in between that big ass gap between your front teeth, then come back and talk to me. If you knew how much shit this next expansion for WoW is going to be, you'd know why someone like me would be frustrated.

Metzen: So who wants Pandas?
by BovineScat September 12, 2012
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Pandora's In-Box

When a person is sufficiently addicted to checking their e-mail and/or text message inboxes, said inbox becomes known as "Pandora's In-Box."
Jeff: Hold on, I think I just got a text.

Mike: Dude, your phone is turning into Pandora's In-box.
by Mackie11 June 16, 2009
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pandora

(v.) to mindlessly entertain yourself by wasting hours on Pandora
Dude, I can't believe it's already five in the morning. I must've been pandoraing all night long.
by BubbaBilson January 22, 2010
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Pandorgasm

Finding music on Pandora that is mediocre, believing that people will like you more because you can regurgitate the artist's name while drinking an overpriced Portland microbrew, and then blowing a wad in your pants and no longer needing the company of the opposite sex.
I found this great band on Pandora... ooooo ah oooooo... Never mind. I just had a "pandorgasm" and no longer need to talk with you.
by Real Dennis Quaid September 11, 2011
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Pandora

1. A curious slow woman that made the world of pain, horror, tradegy and sorrow because of a damned box. Luckly, their was still hope.
Pandora was attacked by the box's moths for her retarded curiousity.
by Jazzy-J November 29, 2003
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Pandora

A stunning girl! Amazing and really clever. Likes Sex and Is really Lovely! The best friend ever!
Omg Pandora is like AMAZING
by cullenlover4life January 16, 2010
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