Pandemic Boyfriend

A guy you are seriously dating during a pandemic, but do not plan to have a longterm relationship with post-pandemic.

My pandemic boyfriend IS my social bubble.

We get along really well, but he's got kind of an anger issue. Still, I don't know how I'd get through this quarantine without pandemic boyfriend.

by i8civilization January 15, 2021

Pandemic Virgin

One who went thru all of Covid-19 with out sex

I started covid single so I was forced to become a Pandemic Virgin

by Defecter May 11, 2021

Pandemeering

The practice of using isolation and/or quarantine due to major outbreaks of infectious disease(s) to attract customers

Those commercials about safe, no-contact, home delivery of things like heat-and-eat meals by auto-renewing subscription strike me as pandemeering.

by Texano February 5, 2021

global pooping pandemic

where everybody all has to poop at the same time

“did you hear about the global pooping pandemic?”

by ddisy May 12, 2025

Pandemically permitting

Condition based on a pandemic that is placed on future plans. The condition is outside anyone's control. Similar to weather permitting

I will see you at the concert next month, pandemically permitting

by CaptainJabbin March 16, 2020

Pandemic fine

1) the response when someone asks how you're doing while living through a pandemic. 2) because you're "fine," but there's a pandemic, so you're not.

Q: "How are you doing?" A:"Pandemic fine, because I'm... you know, fine, but I'm living in a pandemic, so I'm not."

by ellesseee February 4, 2021

Coronavirus Pandemiced

When you’ve ran out of sick days or personal days at work and you need a valid excuse to convince your boss to stay home.

*tim calls into work*

“I can’t come into work today, I’ve been having symptoms of COVID-19.”

*hangs up phone.*

Tim’s Boss: Yep I just got Coronavirus Pandemiced by that lazy fool Tim. He doesn’t like fulfilling his daily responsibilities.

by GoatStatusD January 13, 2021