global pooping pandemic

where everybody all has to poop at the same time

“did you hear about the global pooping pandemic?”

by ddisy May 12, 2025

Pandemic Boyfriend

A guy you are seriously dating during a pandemic, but do not plan to have a longterm relationship with post-pandemic.

My pandemic boyfriend IS my social bubble.

We get along really well, but he's got kind of an anger issue. Still, I don't know how I'd get through this quarantine without pandemic boyfriend.

by i8civilization January 15, 2021

Pandemic Virgin

One who went thru all of Covid-19 with out sex

I started covid single so I was forced to become a Pandemic Virgin

by Defecter May 11, 2021

Pandemic Brain

A phrase used to describe the phenomenon caused by the quarantine and isolation measures put in place for COVID-19. When someone starts saying weird or out of character shit, doing out-of-pocket unnecessary things or regressing to things they used to like when they were younger during a pandemic, they are probably suffering from Pandemic Brain.

A: My older brother is really stressed out from isolating, he started blasting mr. brightside by the killers last night for no reason. We're not in 2007 anymore!
B: Ah...sounds like he's got the pandemic brain

by Yung Doink October 12, 2020

Pandemic Badonkanitis

Pandemic Bandokanitis... it's been plauging many these past two years, and I'm sorry that you've become affected.

Symptoms include:

Having a thick ass

Catching gazes with every step

Having songs written about that honky tonk badonka-donk

Becoming tiktok famous for, as they call it "That cake" and many more...

Is there a cure for being curvaceous and tantalizing? None really knows, but we are here for you and will support you along the way with every swing of your thicc as... I uh mean swing in your step, my bad🚶 ♂️ 🥵

Sheila: there she goes, with that pandemic badonkanitis, she's gotten so much cake from it!

Bart: I agree!

by Gaefaeinc March 4, 2022

Pandemic Fatties

A term used to describe weight gained throughout the COVID Pandemic due to quarantine and eating out of boredom. This is in reference to "Freshman 15" commonly used in USA and "First Year Fatties" commonly used in Australia and New Zealand to describe weight gain during first year at the university.

"I got the Pandemic Fatties" - Post-Pandemic plump person
"WOW you look like shit. Those Pandemic Fatties really got to you." - Observer of a plump person who has the Pandemic Fatties.

by Pandemic P January 12, 2022

The Good Pandemic

how can this happen well let me explain and don't get mad brace your self. let's see you watch a lot of good tv shows and you hate the off time in between seasons and years and you decide to wait until it's all done so you can watch it all back to back in a day or so . right? let's say everyone start doing that because they love you for it and all these good shows get cancel because they don't have good ratings or whatever keeps it going because you waiting for all the shows to get done even so you can fast forward all the commercials or buy the dvd or blue ray collection or etc.

The Good Pandemic....but the world only knows what a epidemic is right? what if we had a horrible pandemic it's over for everyone. The good thing about a the Good Pandemic is that it wouldn't happen if you was all alone but you had to be a true hero didn't you Son? yes FATHER GOD i said...i am sorry will i understand when i grow up one day my FATHER GOD as i kneel respectfully before my LORD AND KING AND SAVIOR the only of his Kind who is ABSOLUTE PERFECT AND ABSOLUTEY PERFECTLY VIRTUOUS! AMEN!

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 7, 2022