Swivel Chair Patrol

Another name for the Civil Air Patrol. While this name may sound like we don't do much, we actually do alot. The swivel chair just helps us do it in the quickest possible way.

Cadet: Why are we call the Swivel Chair Patrol?

Senior Member: Because we do more than the Boy Scouts and JROTC combined.

by CadetKid November 19, 2009

Poontang Patrol

When a male is well-dressed, appearing to be on patrol for poontang.

Damn, look at him all dressed up with his chain and polo. Motherfucker's on poontang patrol.

by Handyman1989 November 20, 2009

Bitch Patrol

When you arrive at the club and spot a group of 3 or more bitches in da club. When you approach said bitches and are accepted into the group, for the rest of the night you are on bitch patrol.

Friend: "ready to bounce?"
You: " I can't I'm on bitch patrol for the night."

by _TheFruitLoop_ May 16, 2016

Swoll Patrol

A category of gym goers that roam around the gym in tank tops. They make sure their biceps still exist by checking them in the mirror regularly. Spending most of their time doing exercises consisting of a slow walk with their arms spread like they are about to take flight. Also can be categorized under douchebag or Tool

shit bro, the swoll patrol is always taking up the space in front of the mirrors

by califorreal January 13, 2011

Civil Air Patrol

Civil Air Patrol is the best program in the United States today for young men and woman. Whoever said it was a political disaster does not know what the hell they are talking about. They are only getting one side of the whole show. This program is great. We do Search and Rescue, Aerospace Education, and promote manners and a good path to life. If you get far enough in the program you can earn advance rank in the US military.

Civil Air Patrol search and rescue teams found me and i am alive because of those outstanding individuals.

by Cadet commander April 18, 2006

Civil Air Patrol

The best organization for young people who are motivated to join the military (especially the Air Force).

Civil Air Patrol is freakin awesome.

by CAP CADET July 14, 2007

mole patrol

a group or gathering of rude, sniggering, conformist females who make unjustified remarks about others in their spare time.

I was sitting, eating my carrot when the mole patrol passed me.

by ra_starz_again June 26, 2007