crystal palace

A poorly performing London based team. The agitation that is felt for them, but yet not for teams such as Fulham, comes from Palace fans belief that they are actually good. In the rare event of them winning, the score is recorded and then brandished at every available point. Additionally their manager, Ian Dowie feels it his place (from the relegation zone) to advise Tottenham and other higher ranked teams on how they should play. The majority of their fans are incredibly smug individuals.

Even though Palace have been relegated, their smug fans will find a silver lining to it.

by Matt May 17, 2005

pink palace pillager

A pillager of pussy, especially and almost exclusively in reference to the one eyed wandering Willie.

"Paul plunged his Pink Palace Pillager into Polly's peter pouch for a proper porking.

by phuc yue December 8, 2007

Crystal Palace

This is a sex act that started with the term, then went backward to the definition. Crystal Palace is apparently a flower, but it sounds like a sex act, so here's what it should mean: A Crystal Palace is when you urinate into a popsicle tray, then invite a bunch of people over and feed them the popsicles without telling them what they are. Some would argue that this is not a sex act, but any time your urine ends up in someone else's mouth, it's automatically sexual.

"Hey guys, want to come in and try a Crystal Palace?"

by Flint Brigsbee May 6, 2007

Palace of Wisdom

A website originally created by a group of wrestling fans which has since grown into a multi-national group dedicated to Entertainment, Games, Toys, Wrestling, Tech and also has a Podcast network, ThePalaceOfWisdom.co.uk

Did you read that review on 'The Palace Of Wisdom'?

The latest podcast is available on 'The Palace Of Wisdom'

by TPOWUK June 9, 2016

Fuckingham Palace

1. a setting where one enjoys doing the dirty, knocking boots, bumping uglies, doing the nasty, bustin a nut, or just plain screwing

2. a place where the magic happens

The back of my Chevy Nova is my Fuckingham Palace.

by sugerfunk September 11, 2009

crystal palace

A crap club that plays in London.
Always at the bottom of the standings.

Crystal Palace REALLY SUCKS!!!!

by Jesus Rules! May 8, 2005

Crystal Palace

The greatest team to support
The best fans, best players and the best jerk chicken in South London
We always beat our rivals and the Tik Tok admin is better than anyones

Crystal Palace are the best football team in London

by CPFC180 April 11, 2021