stabbin' puppies

The high pitched squealing sound your girlfriend or wife makes whilst having really amazing sex.

Last night when I was fuckin' my girlfriend her mom said it sounded like we were stabbin' puppies!
by sdavis December 05, 2007
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Soccer Puppies

The Soccer Puppies is a nickname for the Fort William Football club in Scotland, based out of Fort William in Lochaber, Scotland, as well as their ultras.

The name derives from their performance in the 2017-2018 season, when they finished with -7 points. A consequence of an SPFL penalty when Fort William FC fielded an ineligible player for 3 games (losing 3 points per game). That ineligible player was in fact a golden retriever, who was given a custom jersey, and added to the roster under the pseudonym, Buddaigh MacDug.

From his tenacious performance, and the subsequent shame of having the worst single season record of any football team - ever - the team was given the moniker "The Soccer Puppies" by the Scottish Football community.
Steer clear of Lochaber this week, the Soccer Puppies' ultras are gonna stomp any Bhoys that set forth North of Ballachulish.
by Woodlandscaley August 25, 2020
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Soccer Puppy

A Soccer Puppy is a member or supporter of the Fort William Football club in Scotland, based out of Fort William in Lochaber, Scotland.

The name derives from their performance in the 2017-2018 season, when they finished with -7 points. A consequence of an SPFL penalty when Fort William FC fielded an ineligible player for 3 games (losing 3 points per game). That ineligible player was in fact a golden retriever, who was given a custom jersey, and added to the roster under the pseudonym, Buddaigh MacDug.

From his tenacious performance, and the subsequent shame of having the worst single season record of any football team - ever - the team was given the moniker "The Soccer Puppies" by the Scottish Football community.
Did you see the rumour that James Forrest has signed on to be a Soccer Puppy next season?

Naw mate, that's a chocolate lab, you dumb cunt.
by Woodlandscaley August 25, 2020
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Buying The Puppy

Phrase used to describe the act of developing an emotional attachment to a person, thing, or cause. The implied sentiment is that the commitment was taken on despite feelings of apprehension.
We tried to let David know we were concerned about his new girlfriend. We don't like her but it's too late . . . David is buying the puppy.
by Tagz May 02, 2008
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puppy guarding

When a person guards a "safe" or "base" spot during a game of tag, forcing the person at the base to get tagged when they come out.
"Hey, thats not fair, no puppy guarding!"
by Daniela K October 29, 2006
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Meth Puppy

Is someone that is addicted to methamphetamine. A fucking pathetic bottom dweller who wrecklessly and constantly abuses ice. Most meth puppies have hideous skin, rotten teeth, and are all frighteningly skinny with deteriorated muscle tissue. It isn't difficult to pin point a meth puppy. They are constantly screwing over their family and whatever friends they may have to fuel their pathetic and totally nonmeaningful existence in the world.
It seems like every time I read the god damn newspaper, meth puppies are being busted for attempting to cook up batches of go-go juice in their run down, piece of shit trailer or double wide.

That fucking meth puppy stole my X-Box and took it to the pawn shop.
by CAR RAMROD July 28, 2013
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Sweater Puppies

Damn, she has some nice sweater puppies.
by Matt Sharp October 12, 2003
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