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pumpkin shoes. 

Something that doesn't make any logical sense
She is a pair of pumpkin shoes.
pumpkin shoes. by needleyoyo June 15, 2009

Pumpkin-Skittle 

having one obnoxiously large testicle and one one significantly small one

a man who appears to have one very gigantic ball
I was with this hot guy last night and we started getting hot and heavy, then i saw his pumpkin-skittle

pumpkin pants 

Also known as Spanish breeches, these types of hose or pantaloons with pleats and open slits were worn chiefly by men during the seventeenth century, but are now only worn by cosplayers or employees at Renaissance fairs today.
Girl 1 at Renaissance fair: "Hey, do you see that guy over there wearing the pantaloons?"
Girl 2 at Renaissance fair: "You mean the one with the pumpkin pants?"
Girl 1 at Renaissance fair: "Uh huh. He's got sexy legs."
Girl 2 at Renaissance fair: "Gross!"

pumpkin eater 

Classic spin on cheater cheater pumpkin eater eats all the pumpkin slang. If someone’s a cheater say this
Oh yeah Zane.. his cheater cheater a pumpkin eater he eats all the pumpkins
pumpkin eater by Larry_rumple69 April 25, 2023

Pumpkin Nuts 

slang for a boy with red hair...you think about that for a minute and it the true meaning will come.
That Marty McFreckles is a real pumpkin nuts!
Pumpkin Nuts by Tina McMullet November 9, 2008

Pumpkin Piglet 

The cutest and sweetest person you know..

So nice, caring and fun..

An awesome person who brings you nice things and makes you smile..

Someone so sweet they make you look at the world like its all brand new

Sunshine and lollipops
aww Peter! Thank you for the diet coke, you're such a sweet Pumpkin Piglet!!

That dude is such a pumpkin piglet!

He is the cutest pumpkin piglet i've ever seen!

I love my pumpkin piglet ..he's the Best!!