PTSD

PTSD: Pre Travel Stress Disorder. Commonly occurs among people before they travel
We’re traveling to France and my mom’s been having ptsd for the past week
by Frezmo February 09, 2019
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Educational PTSD

Occurs when it's Sunday and you think you have School tomorrow even though it's the middle of Summer.
Person 1: OH NO! WE HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW! WTF!
Person 2: It's literally June 4th. You're having Educational PTSD.
by ScienceRules3298 June 04, 2023
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Sports PTSD

When you have PTSD from a sporting event, play or team. It elicits the same anxiety, shortness of breath, nightmares, guilt, shame, and aggressive behaviour as traditional PTSD, and has the same traumatizing effect.
Dana: Hey Gurl, what are we going to get for our Super Bowl party, wings and pizza again?

Angie: Hey Gurl, I dont think we will make it this year, Brett's Sports PTSD is acting up again, he saw a highlight of the Hawks Patriots Super Bowl again. He hasnt left his room in 4 days.

Dana: Gurl, I hear you. Paul gets the same way when seeing the Joe Carter homerun. Let's just get sushi and update our Bumble accounts.
by Mike109999 September 07, 2022
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Biscuit Tube PTSD

Post traumatic stress disorder caused by being startled by a biscuit tube popping open when it is tapped on a counter top edge.

When you unwrap the first cardboard layer of a biscuit tube and you’re about to hit the tube on the counter edge to pop it open, but you hesitate, knowing it will startle you… that is Biscuit Tube PTSD.
As I took the biscuit tube from the refrigerator, I felt my Biscuit Tube PTSD start to act up. In that moment I had a flashback of the time I was startled by the biscuit tube popping. Sometimes I wonder if the tube will explode causing an injury.
by Elsewhere63726 March 28, 2023
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CS PTSD

someone: I fear no man, but that thing...

* segmentation fault (core dumped)
someone: it scares me.

CS PTSD
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PTSD (Bradford edition)

PTSD meaning Paki That Suck Dick
That TK guy he is a PTSD (Bradford edition)
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Transgenerational PTSD

PTSD that is passed down through generations or genetically inherited.
(e.g. An Italian woman asserted, ''I believe that I have genetically inherited transgenerational PTSD from my ancient Roman ancestors: The historical recounts of them dying and suffering in Rome's worst tragedies has scarred me with symptoms of PTSD').
by DianaLuciusDeCollis September 09, 2022
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