a proper dump is when you take a crap and it's formed correctly. no anal mudslide, no liquor-scented diarrhea, no ass gremlins. no constipation, no screaming in pain as your asshole rips open from a week's worth of backed up rectal granite. no asshole in the other stall causing you to clench up while they try to converse with you, no sitting on a toilet soaked in some dickhead's piss, no boss hollering at you to quit looking at facebook on company time while you pinch off or time limits. no greasy composition that takes half a roll of toilet paper to remove from your anal hole, no splashing up crap-water all over your nut bag.
just a nice, painless, stinky loaf that drops in with a gentle splashdown, and quick, clean wipe, leaving you satisfied and ready to continue your day.
just a nice, painless, stinky loaf that drops in with a gentle splashdown, and quick, clean wipe, leaving you satisfied and ready to continue your day.
by kinky_donkey_punch69 June 25, 2016
Reference to a persons behind/bottom/ass, that it is so gorgeous/sexy/hot that you just want to bury your face in it.
-Hey! Look at that ass. That's some proper pie.
-Check out that guy. He's got some proper pie.
-Dude, did you see that girl?
-Yeah! Proper pie.
-Check out that guy. He's got some proper pie.
-Dude, did you see that girl?
-Yeah! Proper pie.
by TheNewYorker June 02, 2014
by Hellogoodbye January 24, 2016
To wank over.
by FeloniousMonkey October 22, 2020
Right, that's proper annoying me.
by DownPour The Dutchie April 21, 2017
Ben covered his dick with his jacket almost immediately when his roommate came into his room while he was jacking off, He had a proper vlad sticking up underneath the jacket, hard and swelling, ready to burst.
by lolabunz4 February 09, 2021
I knew that man when he was 30 and he was a wizard. He still has not lost his virginity at the age of 40 so he is now a proper wizard.
by The Ghost66 January 24, 2021