porcelain harley

Because sometimes the toilet sounds like a Harley! Especially useful when you can hear someone blasting ass right through the door.

Did you hear Ethan riding the porcelain Harley this morning?

by Crons April 27, 2020

Porcelain Rumbler

A violent, gargantuan dump that has either been just unloaded or found in a porcelain toilet. (9+ inches length, 2+ inches girth.)

“Bro don’t go in there. Somebody left a world record Porcelain Rumbler in that stall”

by Real_KommaL October 18, 2023

Porcelain Curling

A game played on the toilet... when someone has left a sticky turd on the bowl and not properly flushed or scrubbed afterward, you can at least attempt to knock it clean off with your own poop, similar to the winter sports game of curling.

"Bob must have had something really sticky for lunch..."
"Why is that?"
"He left a massive turd on the side of the bowl... still, at least it meant I could get in a quick round of porcelain curling!"

by JimWood7575 March 13, 2022

porcelain chariot

Toilet bowl

Jeez that pizza gave me the shits, i've been riding the porcelain chariot all night

by Bommaz September 11, 2011

porcelain elephant

Circle jerk on a fat chick

Eww bro, did you just kiss that porcelain elephant?

by The collector April 29, 2019

porcelain challenge

A TikTok challenge wherein teenagers crush up porcelain and snort it in attempt of getting some sort of high

“dude, Johnny attempted the Porcelain Challenge last night, he’s in the hospital.”
“what a fucking moron”

by doorknobeater October 2, 2022

Porcelain Chokehold

When you get a boner while sitting on the toilet and it gets stuck under the seat

"Hey man I've gotta use the bathroom too, would you mind hurrying it up?"
"Sorry man I can't get out, I'm stuck in a Porcelain Chokehold

by wet_cardboard69 April 18, 2020