platinum boy

n. 20 consecutive farts.

This guy's the master; he pulled off a platinum boy with 20 farts.

by O'Doyle March 24, 2005

Platinum Shower

The act of vomitting on partner at point of climax.

I can't bust unless I give (or get) a platinum shower.

by P5yCo05 January 7, 2011

Platinum-Audio

Platinum-Audio PWNS All Coke!

Platinum-Audio PWNS And OWNS Cokemusic

by Nick July 11, 2004

Obama's Platinum

An electronic benefits card given to people who cannot provide for themselves monetarily (mainly for food.) Named rightly so because President Obama will "give one to anyone."

Cashier: "Your total is going to be 100.00"

Card Holder: "Oh snap, let me get out my "Obama's Platinum" to pay for this food!!"

or..

Card Holder talking to friend: We can get some candy, cake, pop, ice cream, you name it!

Friend: Dang! How are you going to pay for all this?

Card Holder: Don't worry, I get $600 a month on my "Obama's Platinum" I'll pay for it!

Friend: I need to get me one of them cards!

by Dequandry Ryan August 23, 2011

Platinum Rapper

The Mexican lady down the street that wraps burritos for everyone.

Damn, you see that crazy Mexicano with all her tortillas and meat and cheese? I wanna get with her tonight, the Platinum Rapper.

by yiggidyjigitywacko October 31, 2008

Platinum Belt

This Belt is obtained when a male engages in sexual intercourse, with that of someone whom has cougar stats. The cougar must be married, without children, and at least 15 years older then the male. Also the cougar must be concidered a hottie, by the males peers. This is the highest degree of belts for a male to achieve and the act must be completed at least 3 times before the belt is obtained with the same partner.It is not an easy belt to get.

Tom was 18, and his co-workers wife was 33. She was hot, no children and she knew things he had no idea about. After 3 months of hooking up with her, he obviously obtained his platinum belt....and a little more.

by luvmelater August 13, 2010

Neil Platinum

When a Neil Diamond song gets stuck in your head and keeps playing a million times. This can happen to any-singer song, in which case, it's called a song stuck blue, also derived from the booming voice.

S: Help! I just can't get Sweet Caroline off my mind.
B: Your last gf?
S: No man, this song by the platinum artist.
B: You mean, Neil?
S: Yeah, the song's gone platinum in my head.
B: I see, Neil platinum! How bout Neil polish - when someone lacks polish?
S: You go define it on Urban Dictionary. I don't want to risk having his million fans destroy all my iTunes.
B: Urban what?
S: Never mind.

by vivauganda January 21, 2011