phd

poofy hair dude

im gonna call him phd (poofy hair dude)

by scifiandfoodisbae July 30, 2016

PhD

It’s an acronym meaning Poor, Hungry, & Desperate.

Tiffany: I think it’s so sad there are thousands of PhDs out in the world!

Britt: … Since when did medical professionals gain such a bad rep??

Tiffany: No no, not doctors. The PhD I’m talking about stands for Poor, Hungry, and Desperate people.

Britt: Ooh.. yea, that really sucks…

by redbirds003 August 16, 2024

PHD

Post Hawaii depression

I'm not all that excited to see your spring break pics on insta, I've still got PHD

by jlovecoollikedat September 12, 2016

Permanent Head Damage (PhD)

What people with a PhD's have. First you gotta go through high school... then you gotta get your shit together and get into university you study your ass off for 4 years to get Bachelors... then you say to yourself "im really having fun killing my self, I should kill my self some more" and then you get your masters after 2 more years AND then after you are almost losing sense of reality and are having a mental breakdown you push away your last few friends and family members who are trying to bring you to your senses and then you decide to go for your PhD and then after 4 years of treacherous research you officially unlock a new power up that makes you permanently fried in the head.

Person #1: yo my prof is so weird bro.... he keep murmuring to himself when he teaches and his lecture notes don't even make sense
Person #2: Ahlie!
Person #3: yea I know its cuz he has permanent head damage (PhD), he has lost sense of reality.

by LightThief November 13, 2018

PhD

A PhD stands for Pretty Huge Dick.

Hey, Dexter, want to know how to get the sexworkers to lower their asking price?
Go on then.
Tell them you have a PhD!

by Benjamin Stocks September 26, 2021

phd

pretty hairy dick

i have a phd (pretty hairy dick)

by youmum_69 August 3, 2022

PhD

''Philosophiae Doctor'', short form PhD is the most common degree at the highest academic level awarded following a course of study. PhDs are awarded for programs across the whole breadth of academic fields. Because it is an earned research degree, those studying for a PhD are required to produce original research that expands the boundaries of knowledge, normally in the form of a thesis or dissertation, and defend their work against other experts in the field. the PhD doctorate system is mainly used in English speaking countries.

Person 1: What does PhD mean?
Person 2: PhD means Philosophiae Doctor, Doctor of Philosophy.

by Faik November 21, 2021