non-wf-phobia 

having a fear of any food not bought at Whole Foods Market. generally vegans, vegetarians, and Whole Foods addicts are most prone to this disease. symptoms include anxiety attacks or breaking out in hives when faced with food from any store other than Whole Foods Market.

Example 1:
person: dude, these new roasted garlic super lard-packed Cheezy Yummy-o's are da bomb, you wanna try one?

vegan: *breaking out in a sweat* naw man, sorry I can't, I've got non-wf-phobia

Example 2:
person: hey girlie, whaddup? wanna come to my slumber party with Lakisha, Rohondra, Edwiana and Sue tonight? We gonna watch chick flicks and eat excessive amounts of Ben and Jerry's ice cream!!

non-wf-phobiac: errhh *rummages around purse desperately searching for anxiety medicine* I don't think I'll be able to make it, I need to groom my hampster..or something..

Example 3:

Person 1: dude, look at Kylee with her expensive Whole Foods lunch again.
Person 2: yeah man, I think she's turned into a non-wf-phobiac. She spends way too much time with her vegan-hippie friends

non-wf-phobia by GreekWannabeVegan February 11, 2012

SHOP PHOBIA 

Shop Phobia is an irrational, intense and persistent fear of malls, sales racks, dressing rooms, department stores and all other activities having to do with shopping.

I once stubbed my toe to avoid shopping with my wife. She thinks I have shop phobia.

SHOP PHOBIA by Roweski July 12, 2010

Armpit-o-phobia

Fear of armpit.

No tank top for me, I'm armpitophobiac.
Drop your arms, I suffer from armpit-o-phobia.

Armpit-o-phobia by Fel1978 August 7, 2018

Shallow-phobia 

The fear of becoming shallow-minded because of the shallow-mindedness of the people around you.

Oh my god, i stayed over at Lisa's last night and i think I've caught shallow-phobia! how can someone be so dumb!

Shallow-phobia by SB.Z. August 23, 2011

teenmom-phobia 

A syndrome that develops on the the occasion of an encounter with a teenage mother. This only occurs with particular mothers who are impoverished and tend to extort and plunder the resources of those around them. the sufferer of teenmom-phobia instinctually retreats from situations where a trashy teen mom is present because he or she intuits that they will be taken for all that they have.

I can't go in to cheap stores like JC Penny because my teenmom-phobia starts kicking in.

My girlfriend used to be cool but now she's pregnant and desperate to get on mtv. I'm developing an extreme case of teenmom-phobia, I hope she was cheating on me and the kid isn't mine.

teenmom-phobia by TREDNA May 27, 2012

Troll phobia

Fear of driving over bridges due to the belief that trolls live underneath them.

I screamed as I drove over the bridge because of my troll phobia

Troll phobia by Troll hater August 22, 2012

clitoris-phobia 

afraid of that anatomy the aptly named pleasure spot
for women

the poor fella was squeamish even entertaining the thought of having to taste her clit his immediate reaction was clitoris-phobia

clitoris-phobia by scumguts36 January 10, 2011