Parker 

Super thick dood. He acts like he's right but like ya know he's not. Also he breaks hospital beds because like-like-like-like he's always getting hurt because he forgets how thicc he is and gets injured so like yes girl. Also he's a vampire so like. Watch out. He will untie your shoes. But like he probably won't unless you are jealous. Like that, and like also read thicc minds. But like other than that he probs won't even bother you. Just kiddingZ he will Bc that's Parker and like he's thick. Also on the streets he is known as Patrick, Parker goat, turtle dood and Mr.Thicc.

Girl 1) oh em gee. Have you seen that Parker dood?

Girl 2) emmmmm yaaaaaaa. Ofc I have. He's everywhere. Who hasn't seen that thicc dood?!

Parker by Jellygrrrrrrrr42069 July 13, 2017

Parker 

Parker, as in Penis Parker

Hey, there goes Penis Parker

Parker by ♥megagay May 8, 2019

Parker 

A real cutie that will wait a while before actually making a move on someone. Once they do, the guy will end the relationship over nothing, like a jerk.

Sandy: Jeff just broke up with me and I didn't do anything.
Candace: Forget him. He's a Parker.

Parker by BuddyTheElf44 June 20, 2010

Parker 

he'll flatter you at first, but he's the fuckboy of the world. he's a player and his friends aren't trustworthy. so he's a loner basically. he wished he didn't play so many girls ... but they don't give a fuck. and he has a tiny ass dick

girl: oh my he's a fuckboy his name must be Parker

Parker by _bitchiknow October 11, 2015

Parker 

Ugly a”” and a cheater.‼️NEVER DATE A PARKER ‼️

Look at that guy he so ugly he has to be a Parker.

Parker by Macy bradford November 26, 2017

Parker 

Super sexy man beast loves girls
Called Phoenix
No matter what happens a parker will always fall for
A PHEONIX!!!!!!

Parker and pheonix are such a great couple

Parker by Powershot9910 January 30, 2018

Parker 

A guy who will act super nice at first. Is into sports and has lots of friends who are douchebags but seems different until you really get to know him. Once you do, you better run because he gets super possessive, argumentative and never lets you have an opinion. He may have a large dick but don't let it fool you as his personality is actually total shit and due to his cockiness he doesn't understand how to take no for an answer.

Person 1: "Wow I fucked Parker last night. Best sex EVER."
Person 2: Girl you didn't tell me he was a PARKER. You better stop dating him they're jerks.

Parker by urbanspite January 31, 2018