A small village in Ontario halfway between Kemptville & Cornwall
Population Approx 1,500
Home to largest party in Ontario on Farmer John's cornfields (BYOD Bring your own dope)
A once prosperous village that was home to many businesses and employment, that has since declined after 2006 with Nestle Canada pulling out.
The locals still talk about it to this day like it left only yesterday, the local annual fair has even gone down hill now consisting of face painting with dollar store markers, whoopie cushion competition & a demolition derby with stolen shopping carts from Mike Dean's.
The once amazing nightlife has now become smashing beer bottles over meth head's at McCloskey's Hotel, ordering from Papa Gus Take Out to curb munchies & peeing into the water front at 2am.
Legend has it that the actor from the movie "Brave Heart" once stopped into the village and made love to one of the waitresses in the bathroom of Louis's Restaurant.
There has been talks of lately that medical Marijuana will be grown in the village, but the people in charge were gonna start but then they got high.
Population Approx 1,500
Home to largest party in Ontario on Farmer John's cornfields (BYOD Bring your own dope)
A once prosperous village that was home to many businesses and employment, that has since declined after 2006 with Nestle Canada pulling out.
The locals still talk about it to this day like it left only yesterday, the local annual fair has even gone down hill now consisting of face painting with dollar store markers, whoopie cushion competition & a demolition derby with stolen shopping carts from Mike Dean's.
The once amazing nightlife has now become smashing beer bottles over meth head's at McCloskey's Hotel, ordering from Papa Gus Take Out to curb munchies & peeing into the water front at 2am.
Legend has it that the actor from the movie "Brave Heart" once stopped into the village and made love to one of the waitresses in the bathroom of Louis's Restaurant.
There has been talks of lately that medical Marijuana will be grown in the village, but the people in charge were gonna start but then they got high.
Did ya hear that someone is gonna grow dope in the ol' Nestles? Oh get the hell outta hear you old Chesterville, Ontario fart
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The main drag is called Notre-Dame and when the sun is shining just right resembles Montreal Rd in Vanier. Businesses along the strip include a LCBO, 23 Cannabis/Vape Shops, 47 Hair Salons, a church and more fast food and take out places than you can get diarrhea from in one month even if you eat out 3 times a day. Rumor has it the town is secretly run by the miserable folks at the Co-Op and if your English speaking you will most likely be ignored by locals.
Especially if your a English person from nearby Russell.
The main drag is called Notre-Dame and when the sun is shining just right resembles Montreal Rd in Vanier. Businesses along the strip include a LCBO, 23 Cannabis/Vape Shops, 47 Hair Salons, a church and more fast food and take out places than you can get diarrhea from in one month even if you eat out 3 times a day. Rumor has it the town is secretly run by the miserable folks at the Co-Op and if your English speaking you will most likely be ignored by locals.
Especially if your a English person from nearby Russell.
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