One-Eyed Watchdog

Someone who presents as concerned about an issue (antisemitism, free speech, death threats, political violence, lack of scientific rigor in some study, etc.) but only speaks up when political opponents commit the transgression, while guilty allies are ignored or defended.

Synonym - Hypocrite

Karen was outraged when Kavanaugh was accused but turned into a One-Eyed Watchdog when Biden and Cuomo were accused.

by LiberalKaren March 1, 2021

One-Eyed Stink Frog

A Maine cryptid that can be heard and smelled, but has never been seen. Evidence of the one-eyed Stink Frog can often be observed while camping in tents, but is not limited to this environment. Can be identified by its sulfuric aroma resembling boiled eggs. It's vocalizations range from resembling small squeaks to extended trombone notes. It has been rumored to leave a small brown streak behind, however this is hard to validate because the Frog has never actually been seen.

*pppffffrrrrrttttt*

"OH my GOSH, what STINKS?"

"Didn't you hear that?"

"What, that balloon deflating wetly behind you?"

"NO! That was the One-Eyed Stink Frog!!"

by aliboo428 July 30, 2023

taming the one-eyed-python

The act of masturbation.

Refers to ancient mythology wherein many a hero succumbed to the whims of the legendary one-eyed-python and attempted to tame the savage beast, often with sticky results.

Guy No. 1 - Hey what're you doing tonight, man?

Guy No. 2 - Taming the one-eyed-python.

Guy No. 1 - Need some help?

by HapaxHog September 16, 2013

one-eyed viper

Male genatalia (duh)

Baby, why don't you kiss the one-eyed viper?

by Greaseman March 27, 2003

one-eyed giant

The penis; usually a very large one.

Daphne fainted when she saw my one-eyed giant.

by Miguel Sanchez July 1, 2003

wrestling the one eyed monster

To jerk off, masterbate, relieve yourself sexually, jerk it till you cant work it, putting on some vaseline and greko-roman wrestling your penis

by A2K February 18, 2003

one eyed jack

A one-eyed jack is, in a standard deck of cards, the Jack of Spades or the Jack of Hearts, both of which are seen in profile (and thus only one eye is seen).

My pair of one eyed jacks blew away her pair of eights

by socioclast83 October 25, 2008