Pond Protector

A Pond Protector is someone who obsessively protects a private or neighborhood pond. You will most likely see them spying on unrecongnised fishers or running a cars plates.

Person 1: That guy just kicked out another person from the pond!
Person 2: I know, hes such a pond protector.

by nolany April 12, 2023

pond is full

when your surf location is full of weekenders

"Bro dude, let's go somewhere else, the pond is full"

by Bigboner69 February 2, 2014

frog pond

to convince a group of people to do something not in their best interest: i.e., to claim to know directions, and get a group lost.

derived from taking a group to eat at Charlie's Frog Pond, Rochester, NY.

The whole crew wanted to go out to their favorite joint, but John frogponded the trip when he made them go to his parent's instead.

by alB April 2, 2005

koi pond

When you ejaculate on your stomach and the cum forms a pond on your bellybutton

i camed on myself and formed a koi pond

by KoiBoi July 7, 2020

Jamaica Pond

Jamaica Pond is part of the Emerald Necklace in Boston, and it is located in Jamaica Plain. Jamaica Pond, aka "JP pond" or simply "the pond", is a paradise to the few teenage JP residents that appreciate the pond's history, and it's promise for an adventure. The pond is beautiful, and it's black water is generations full of secrets. The pond is a great home but is also very welcoming to those who are not indigenous to JP, so I recommend you check it out.

Hilary: Hey, what's going on later?
Gabe: Pond tonight?
Sydney: Absolutely
Brian: The pond is my favorite!
Jay: Yeah man - so clutch.
Nikoi: The pond is like a beautiful woman...
Dustin: How about we try something new?
Nicco: Nah man, you crazy!! Jamaica Pond is daa sheeeeet

by thehungryhungrycaterpillar March 12, 2011

pond monkey

A girl who thinks she's hot shit when in reality she's uglier than a horses butthole. Usually hangs around and jumps around to local gas stations and follows her ex boyfriend around and demands that the dick comes back.

look at her! She smells like a god damn pond monkey.

by luckyduck50 December 15, 2016

man pond

The combination of a man's duck butter and swamp ass.

The only thing you could smell was his man pond

by bearface July 22, 2004