crib notes

Notes used to keep track of sex "moves" during intercourse or other activities.

George: Hey, did you use my crib notes?
John: Yeah, man. Jen loved it...

by cribnoteman April 22, 2014

C-note

A one hundred dollar bill. Derived from the Roman numeral for 100.

"He paid that bitch with a c-note"

by Morpheus12 April 5, 2009

note to self

a.k.a. memo to self. usually spoken into a dictaphone while someone else is watching. can be seen on a lot of tv shows i.e. the simpsons, twin peaks etc.

Bills Gates: Memo to self, next time my wife wants to buy china she means dishes.

by christopher July 9, 2004

High Notes

A high note is when you fuck a girl so hard that she starts cumming and moaning really loud, but you can hit high notes without making her cum!

"I heard Troof made her hit them high notes".

by YFN TROOF May 25, 2019

Sticky Notes

Small piece of paper with adhesive on the back where notes can be written and then placed in proper locations to help with memory associated to a past or future event.

I can’t believe she forgot to deliver that message. I give her sticky notes to remember these things. I need to leave myself a sticky note to get more sticky notes so people start remembering to tell me things.

by DD Alwhiney May 19, 2019

64th Note

The world's way of reminding musicians God isn't real.

A chance for percussionists to shine, string players to figure out which among them masturbates the most, and woodwind players to literally exhale their own lungs and intestines.

Something which metal guitarists apparently think is normal.

Twice the speed of a 32nd note, and half the speed of the fabled 128th note.

This new piece has 64th notes. I didn't even know this notation exists.

This literally cannot get any worse... OH GOD IT SWITCHES TO DOUBLETIME 13/8 ON MEASURE 86.

by R@D October 20, 2016

Shit Note

The note that when theoretically hit makes everyone who hears it immediately SHIT themselves.

Mary hit the Shit Note in her concert yesterday and immediately everyone in the theatre shat themselves. It was awesome. The entire theatre needs a professional cleaning now.

by theshitnoter January 14, 2010