Ground Drugs

What you call your brother-in-law’s girlfriend who can’t stop searching the ground with her phone flashlight for drugs at EDM.

Let’s party with Ground Drugs tonight!

by Gang_Bang September 4, 2019

Ground-felt

To get grinded upon and felt up at the same time. It has to happen on the ground and the ground has to be made of felt.

"Meg was startled when she was ground-felt repeatedly at her Christmas party."

by Danuzi August 20, 2013

Ground Donut

A donut you find on the ground

Hey bro, check out that ground Donut.

by BatAIDS_STL November 10, 2019

ground snack

A person of the opposite sex that’s incredibly attractive, but very close to the ground because of their height.

Kyle have you seen Maggie since she got back? She’s a total GROUND SNACK!

by LemmeCopThat July 31, 2019

ground shrinkage

1. When you see a big buck through your gun scope, but when you walk up to it on the ground, its antlers have "magically" shrunk.

2. Referring to when you see a hot girl from a distance, but find out that she's actually hideous close up.

you: "bro, I'm gonna go get that chick's number that just walked in. She looks FINE!"

minutes later....

your friend: "how'd it go?"
you: "really disappointing. When I got up to her, there was some major ground shrinkage so I bailed."

by elchavito99 November 17, 2011

Ground Brownie

Brownies that have been found and eaten off the ground.

The act of having a sexual partner defecate on your chest in a parking lot

"I'm so drunk right now, I would eat a ground brownie"

"The only way to show affection nowadays is a Ground Brownie"

by Fedora Fantastic February 18, 2010

Ground Tag

Being so drunk you do no what direction is where so you fly to the ground and hit it head on.

"Man Gary was so drunk last night he played a few rounds of Ground Tag."

by Tyler W January 2, 2008