A woman whose chronic weed consumption has transformed her into a sluggish, unkempt, and vaguely ogre-shaped entity. Unlike cokeheads or methheads—who at least lose weight with their addictions—a Weed Ogre packs on the pounds, developing a signature round, puffy face. Known for their permanent stoner stare, questionable hygiene, and tendency to hibernate in dog hair and Dorito crumbs, they are the final evolution of the lazy, perpetually-high lifeform.
A true Weed Ogre can be identified by their horrendous, lung-destroying cough whenever they take a hit. A deep, guttural wheeze followed by a desperate, open-mouthed gasp for air—full pog face activated—as they flail for the nearest half-empty bottle of warm water, eyes watering like they just saw God.
A true Weed Ogre can be identified by their horrendous, lung-destroying cough whenever they take a hit. A deep, guttural wheeze followed by a desperate, open-mouthed gasp for air—full pog face activated—as they flail for the nearest half-empty bottle of warm water, eyes watering like they just saw God.
Bro, I went over to Chad’s place and his girl was just posted up on the couch, surrounded by Taco Bell wrappers, smelling of bong water. Bitch didn’t even flinch when I walked in.
“Yeah man, he’s dating a full-blown Weed Ogre.”
“Yeah man, he’s dating a full-blown Weed Ogre.”
by BigDogWalrus March 26, 2025
Get the Weed Ogremug. A sexual game in which a man pisses in a woman's mouth and the woman see how much she can spit into his asshole
by TtTrRr March 8, 2023
Get the The Ogremug. To be really nice to nice to your sugar daddy or boyfriend who takes care of you in order to keep him satisfied enough to do whatever you want
“Hey bestie I gotta go milk the ogre so we can continue to drive his car and live in his nice condo”
by Ogremilker69 December 26, 2018
Get the Milk the Ogremug. by superplush January 9, 2018
Get the the mighty ogremug. Exemple:I have a classmate that looks like an ogre
by Shrew is bad March 3, 2020
Get the Ogremug. Can be best defined as Paula Marie. Not quite the loyalist and resourceful woman like their trap queen counterparts but in a pinch if no one else is around they'll do.
by Everest004 October 18, 2020
Get the trap ogremug. BECOME SHREK
by VVVVVVVVVVVVFFFFFFFFFFFFFF March 2, 2020
Get the commit green ogremug.