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Objects in front of you are not as shiny as they appear

A play on the warning text you see on car door mirrors.

This is for those people with ADHD who are easily distracted by shiny objects.

I use this at work for people who get caught up in drama instead of doing their job.
Hey, buddy, focus. Objects in front of you are not as shiny as they appear.
by McFeather November 6, 2008
mugGet the Objects in front of you are not as shiny as they appearmug.

mr large generic blunt object

super blah: (flying, humming, runs into mr large generic blunt object)
by wakalakalover45 March 29, 2005
mugGet the mr large generic blunt objectmug.

a box full of sharp objects

A box, usually constructed from cardboard and clag glue containing an arsenal of sharp objects.
such as.
Glass, razorblades, pins, needles, sticks, swords...
*A box of sharp objects... what a beautiful thing

*Hey Max, let us go and get a box full of sharp ojects together!

*"Do you think Mother would mind if I brought a box full of sharp objects?"
by AgonysroarXcore August 19, 2006
mugGet the a box full of sharp objectsmug.

(insert object) me up

ben deben's way of asking for something
by MARKY MARK March 19, 2005
mugGet the (insert object) me upmug.

OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE

Bruno Powroznik's proudest work
Bruno Powroznik: OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE

VIBRATORS

DILDOS

PENS

PENCILS

COINS

PEBBLES

BROOMSTICK HANDLE

FISHING ROD HANDLE

UMBRELLA HANDLE

TOOTHBRUSH HANDLE

HOCKEY STICK HANDLE

FINGERS

SMALL GLASS JAR

TEST TUBE

SCREWDRIVER HANDLE

STIFF COCKS

CIGAR

BANANA
by Nutz666 November 8, 2019
mugGet the OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSEmug.
OBJECTS IVE SHOVED UP MY ARSE, pens, pencils, pennies, broom stick handles, hockey stick handles, dildos
by HOW TO SEX HELP AHHHHHHHHHHHH December 26, 2020
mugGet the OBJECTS IVE SHOVED UP MY ARSEmug.

objects i have shoved up my arse

a beautiful video by bruno powroznik stating several physical materials that he has put up his anus.
"have you seen 'objects i have shoved up my arse'? my favourite object was toothbrush handle <3"
by dammaisitthatserious January 17, 2020
mugGet the objects i have shoved up my arsemug.

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