Objects in front of you are not as shiny as they appear

A play on the warning text you see on car door mirrors.

This is for those people with ADHD who are easily distracted by shiny objects.

I use this at work for people who get caught up in drama instead of doing their job.

Hey, buddy, focus. Objects in front of you are not as shiny as they appear.

by McFeather November 6, 2008

mr large generic blunt object

a large generic blunt object from the demented cartoon movie

super blah: (flying, humming, runs into mr large generic blunt object)

by wakalakalover45 March 29, 2005

a box full of sharp objects

A box, usually constructed from cardboard and clag glue containing an arsenal of sharp objects.
such as.
Glass, razorblades, pins, needles, sticks, swords...

*A box of sharp objects... what a beautiful thing

*Hey Max, let us go and get a box full of sharp ojects together!

*"Do you think Mother would mind if I brought a box full of sharp objects?"

by AgonysroarXcore August 19, 2006

(insert object) me up

ben deben's way of asking for something

UHHH FRENCHFRY me up

by MARKY MARK March 19, 2005

OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE

Bruno Powroznik's proudest work

Bruno Powroznik: OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE

VIBRATORS

DILDOS

PENS

PENCILS

COINS

PEBBLES

BROOMSTICK HANDLE

FISHING ROD HANDLE

UMBRELLA HANDLE

TOOTHBRUSH HANDLE

HOCKEY STICK HANDLE

FINGERS

SMALL GLASS JAR

TEST TUBE

SCREWDRIVER HANDLE

STIFF COCKS

CIGAR

BANANA

by Nutz666 November 8, 2019

OBJECTS IVE SHOVED UP MY ARSE

my hornyness levels are over nine thousand

OBJECTS IVE SHOVED UP MY ARSE, pens, pencils, pennies, broom stick handles, hockey stick handles, dildos

by HOW TO SEX HELP AHHHHHHHHHHHH December 26, 2020

objects i have shoved up my arse

a beautiful video by bruno powroznik stating several physical materials that he has put up his anus.

"have you seen 'objects i have shoved up my arse'? my favourite object was toothbrush handle <3"

by dammaisitthatserious January 17, 2020