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obi”s Muffin

The most amazing thing that can happen to a guy. She can make him feel strong enough to do anything. The one person that you should value over every other thing. You must protect her for she is the most special thing that could ever happen to you.
"obi”s Muffins are yummy." "You need a life..."
by ibow November 24, 2021
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Obi-Wan

A village in the administrative district of gmina Władysław, within Władysław County, kuyavian-Pomeranian Voivodeship, in north-central Poland.
My friend and I went to visit Obi-Wan during our stay in Poland.
by Hopeless Situation Elder April 4, 2022
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Obi-Schlong Kanobi

A legendary figure known for his mystical presence and extraordinary "force" hidden beneath a pair of loose sweatpants.

Often spotted in public with a confident stride, effortlessly wielding his undeniable presence.
A man whose schlong is so disproportionately long that it creates an unmistakable bulge, even in the baggiest of sweatpants.

Myth has it that he doesn’t sit—he perches.
A term used to describe someone who walks around like they have a third leg, with the confidence of a Jedi master.

"Bro walked into the room like Obi-Slan Kenobi—dude’s sweatpants weren’t hiding anything."
A name bestowed upon those who possess legendary stamina and undeniable gravitational pull in social settings.

Women sense his presence before he even speaks.
An urban myth, rumored to have inspired the phrase ‘May the Force be with you,’ but in this case, the ‘Force’ refers to something else entirely.

Synonyms:

The Sweatpant Jedi
Master Meat-Wielder
The Schlong Shogun
Force-Wielder XXL

Usage in a Sentence:

"That guy at the gym isn't even lifting, just walking around like Obi-Slan Kenobi with those gray sweatpants on."

"Saw some dude at the mall, full Obi-Slan Kenobi mode—felt like I needed to bow in respect."

May the girth be with you.
"Bro walked into the room like Obi-Schlong Kanobi—dude’s sweatpants weren’t hiding anything."

"That guy at the gym isn't even lifting, just walking around like Obi-Schlong Kanobi with those gray sweatpants on."

"Saw some dude at the mall, full Obi-Schlong Kanobi mode—felt like I needed to bow in respect."
by Jaban1 February 14, 2025
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Obi wan effect

The instance of saying some words of wisdom to a person well before that person needs to use it, and when used makes a dramatic difference. Could be seconds could be years but will be needed.
Typically used in the student-teacher relationship.
Ex in movie: Use the force.
Ex in school: Take notes
Ex at work: take time to do it the right way
I wouldn't have got through college without the Obi wan effect.
by The Phil-pill May 24, 2017
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obi bobi

obi bobi is a name to call the oberdan square in trieste, Italy.
You can say:"Ti aspetto in obi bobi" wich means “ I wait you in obi bobi"
by antogno lo gnomo November 24, 2021
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Obi-Wan Kenobi

Meme. Obi Wan is a fucking meme.
Just above to Shrek and Bully Maguire, Obi-Wan Kenobi is the God of Memes.
by nubnerd24 November 28, 2020
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obi

OMG Obi is just perfect ahhh.
by øbï July 2, 2022
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