The hairiest most pronounced vagina of all time. May or may not be wearing the tightest jeans of all time. May or may not have the heaviest flow of all time.
by Domochomo February 13, 2014

When an otter fellates itself.
Child: Mommy, is that otter cracking a shell?
Zookeeper: Cracking a shell? More like busting a nut!
Mother: That's otter erotic!
Child to Zookeeper: Are you my new daddy?
Zookeeper: Cracking a shell? More like busting a nut!
Mother: That's otter erotic!
Child to Zookeeper: Are you my new daddy?
by ClericLiam April 30, 2011

by Overheard in NY November 9, 2006

An elusive bitchy girlfriend of whom tales are told and pictures may be shown of but will never be seen in person by the friends of the boyfriend. A girl who is as elusive as an otter.
by Cigar Gator September 24, 2016

by nemulov May 19, 2006

by CJB - SDC - CMFJ January 18, 2012

Whilst receiving oral, one reaches back and shits in his own hand, then proceeds to slick his partner's hair with the poo, as though offering encouragement.
I decided to make my birthday blowjob extra special by giving her something in return. She loves a good muddy otter.
by probablysmells February 8, 2010
