ol' balls

Used to describe an individual that has surpassed their youth. Also described an individual who has reached a certain age when testicles begin to sag. Describing someone as "ol' balls" would be similar to describing someone who is old.

My husband is such an ol' balls. All he wants to do is stay at home and watch the evening news. I am looking into purchasing a nut bra, just to get him out of the house.

by Michelle Zindowsky May 11, 2009

The ole fingerbag

The neighborhood, school yard, or community slut/whore/milf....basically anything that enjoys a good fingering a little too much

Jarod-"Do you know Michelle?"
Jimmy-"No, who is she?"
Jarod-"You know! The ole fingerbag that live a couple houses down?"
Jimmy-"OHHHHH! That Michelle!

by demonblaster March 14, 2009

Ol Henry

when you take your poop and smear it along your friends side burns. to the rest of the facial hair to look like a big brown fluffy beard

exp #1 mike was so drunk last night i gave him an Ol Henry.

#2 today is a nice day to give Ol Henry a visit

#3 smell that? gross Ol Henry must be near.

by soadmetro February 15, 2013

Ole Remmy

A very passionate and taboo form of a typical rim job. After anal sex, the pitcher proceeds to insert his or her tongue deep within the catcher's anus inorder to "lick out" excess semen within his or her rectum.

For our anniversary I gave my wife an Ole Remmy.

by Remmy kasili February 11, 2009

ole miss

We're not snobs. We're just better than you. Go to hell, LSU.

I went to Ole Miss beause I'm too smart for State and too broke for Vandy.

by Rainee Sue February 13, 2005

The Ole' Soroky

The multitask of taking a dump on the toilet and puking in the sink at the same time.

After coming home from the bars, we opened the bathroom door and found Jim doing The Ole' Soroky.

As I opened the bathroom door, I found shredded underwear on the floor, and Tanaka doing The Ole' Soroky.

by cheeks1128yahoo February 6, 2010

ol' Geezer

A wife who doesn't listen to her husband or do what he says, but instead talks back while stubbing her toe on the coffee table, bed, ect. and then says meah!

Damn it Brandon, that Jennifer sure is an ol' Geezer.

by huston nut June 16, 2010