Oh shit text

When you send a text to someone thinking it was someone else. Can be very embarassing or just a common text.

Matt: damn...

Mark: what?

Matt: i just oh shit texted your mom...

Mark: what'd it say?

Matt: You don't want to know...

by santy5666 July 20, 2010

Oh shit

Man, you know what oh shit means. You only searched this up to get some shit outta this!! So fine, if your that stupid, here is what the definition is.

Guy 1. Oh shit I dropped my fish!!
Guy 2. Oh shit that’s bad
Guy 1. Oh shit your right!!

Fish. Oh shit this is the end

Oh shit

by little boi coochie man November 10, 2020

oh shit get the hamster

A phrase only uttered when a human being is having a near death or serious experience. The hamster will be summoned and will fly in its hamster wheel until death this is a warning sign of what to come.

any last words?
oh shit get the hamster

oh fuck the police are on to us
Bye hamster

by Get Rick rolled January 2, 2021

oh shit

Those famous words you say when you realize her head game is more than you expected and has therefore made you nut earlier than expected.

"Oh shit!" Nathan prematurely yelled and grabbed Emily's head as she repeatedly rapped on his mike.

by deemayjee September 22, 2022

Oh Shit

1. Suprise, Disappointment

2. Excitment, being Amused

A. Brad: I stayed up all night completing

that assignment.

Thomas: It was due last week!

Brad: Oh Shit !

B. Lisa: How did your date go with Ron last night?

Kate: Great! We had dinner at Olive Garden, seen a Movie & he let me drive his new Beamer.

Lisa: Oh Shit, I'm jealous!

by BeamerBoy26 September 17, 2020

oh shit

When you try to find a normal definition on Urban Dictionary and people turn it into a sex joke. But hands to you, if you try to find a normal definition on urban dictionary then you are a gay psychopath

Person 1: searches anything on UD
Person 1: oh shit! I hate this NSFW s*x joke!
Person 2: you asked for it 🙄

Person 1: oh shit! I am dying!

by 147852369/*-+.0 August 19, 2025

oh shit strap

The handle in a car in witch you hang onto when someone is going extremely fast or doing something dangerous

Ex: He was speeding and Jane could do nothing but hang on to the Oh Shit strap.

Ex: He was speeding and Jane could do nothing but hang on to the Oh Shit strap.

by mie July 26, 2014