Nonce

someone who touches children and gets sexual pleasure from it. EG Ryan John Pook

Hes a nonce like Ryan Pook.

by BareTruths February 8, 2019

nonce

An English word, usually used by roadmen and chavs, to relate to someone who hangs out or goes on dates with younger people. Also used to describe a pedophile.

'Right, that weirdo David from the University down the street, he's a massive nonce.'

by wasteman420 January 24, 2018

nonce

enya

wtf enya stop looking at my tits u nonce

by your dads favourite shagger May 2, 2020

Nonce

A individual called luke plowman who bums sheep and children

That luke plowman is a right nonce

by Yolomanwhipscar June 12, 2018

Nonce

A nonce is typically an old man that enjoys spending too much time with their grandchildren. They tend to drink tea and eat 6 biscuits at a time, only giving the grandchildren half of one. Some popular nonce names may include; “Stephen, Keith, John, Huitson, Huey45, Wild Bill Hickock and last but not least Stoneycroft.”

Grandad texting Grandson 1: “in the bath, not sending pics to prove, almost sick in shorts.”
Grandson 1 to Grandson 2: “hew grandad’s a bare Nonce hew.”

by MyGrandadTouchedMe April 15, 2020

Nonce

Someone over 16 having sex with an under 16

Quote from a nonce “Leah baby give me a hand/blowjob if we have enough room”

by Bigshagga lez October 21, 2019

NONCE

A child ‘fiddler’

Aka a phedophile specifically towards childlins

STOP TOUCHING UP MY CHILD U NONCEY BOI

by Nioce boi July 12, 2018