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Nonce

A nonce is commonly someone who looks at 10 year-old children. They will often fake their age and identity to get into places like schools just to wank off to children while in lessons.

They often are very fat with heavy kankle that they blame on their acid reflux. They will hide in bushes especially when it is foggy and watch children play.

When the time comes to strike they will take the small children and kiss them claiming that they love them and would like them to be their girlfriend.

They commonly communicate on apps like facebook but will sometimes write letters to each other just so that nobody can track them.
Kenzie: "Do you see that dude hiding in that bush?"
Charlie: "Yeah, it's got that kind of fog lingering around it when a nonce is spying on children"
Harvey: "Oh yes, I used to know a nonce personally. Poor Declan is in prison now as far as I am aware. Sad times"
by bigshamima March 6, 2019
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Nonce

Someone who has committed a sexual offence with a minor
"That mr lee is a right nonce, did you hear what he did with little Matt"
by Garyfrombedfordshire June 13, 2016
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Nonce

Someone over 16 having sex with an under 16
Quote from a nonce “Leah baby give me a hand/blowjob if we have enough room”
by Bigshagga lez October 21, 2019
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Nonce

When someone is a pure fucking pedophile. They are an adult and like to have sex with little girls
Oi lads, dod you hear about Jehan? Yh, Jehan is a proper nonce
by I have the biggest back May 22, 2019
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Nonce

A 28 year old guy who dates 15 year old girls.
Guy talking to friend - “I went and picked up my girlfriend from highschool today.”

Friend - “What?! Bro you’re a nonce!”
by Kid Creepy May 15, 2020
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Nonce

You
Hey did you see that guy, I think he was a nonce
You mean you saw yourself
by Penultimate Pear December 24, 2019
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nonce

GREG PAUL.
eg. he kissed a minor and his mentally challenged fucking idiotic son posted it on youtube.
Niko Omilana: Say n-o-n c-a-y
Shannon Briggs: Im a NONCE! LETS GO CHAMP!
by "Don't use your real name." February 18, 2020
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