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Nonce

someone who touches children and gets sexual pleasure from it. EG Ryan John Pook
Hes a nonce like Ryan Pook.
by BareTruths February 8, 2019
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nonce

An English word, usually used by roadmen and chavs, to relate to someone who hangs out or goes on dates with younger people. Also used to describe a pedophile.
'Right, that weirdo David from the University down the street, he's a massive nonce.'
by wasteman420 January 24, 2018
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nonce

wtf enya stop looking at my tits u nonce
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Nonce

A individual called luke plowman who bums sheep and children
That luke plowman is a right nonce
by Yolomanwhipscar June 12, 2018
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Nonce

A nonce is typically an old man that enjoys spending too much time with their grandchildren. They tend to drink tea and eat 6 biscuits at a time, only giving the grandchildren half of one. Some popular nonce names may include; “Stephen, Keith, John, Huitson, Huey45, Wild Bill Hickock and last but not least Stoneycroft.”
Grandad texting Grandson 1: “in the bath, not sending pics to prove, almost sick in shorts.”
Grandson 1 to Grandson 2: “hew grandad’s a bare Nonce hew.”
by MyGrandadTouchedMe April 15, 2020
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Nonce

Someone over 16 having sex with an under 16
Quote from a nonce “Leah baby give me a hand/blowjob if we have enough room”
by Bigshagga lez October 21, 2019
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NONCE

A childfiddler

Aka a phedophile specifically towards childlins
STOP TOUCHING UP MY CHILD U NONCEY BOI
by Nioce boi July 12, 2018
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