Nonce

A word used instead of sex offender or kidy fiddler.

Mandem your brother is such a nonce.

by Doigy101 February 25, 2017

Nonce

Someone who has committed a sexual offence with a minor

"That mr lee is a right nonce, did you hear what he did with little Matt"

by Garyfrombedfordshire June 13, 2016

nonce

An English word, usually used by roadmen and chavs, to relate to someone who hangs out or goes on dates with younger people. Also used to describe a pedophile.

'Right, that weirdo David from the University down the street, he's a massive nonce.'

by wasteman420 January 24, 2018

Nonce

You

Hey did you see that guy, I think he was a nonce
You mean you saw yourself

by Penultimate Pear December 24, 2019

Nonce

Someone who's an idiot.

Harry,you're such a fucking nonce!

by Cutiebae1011 December 28, 2019

nonce

a nonce is the uk slang for a pedophile

for example: my science teacher is a nonce

by elermenopee February 8, 2020

Nonce

A nonce is typically an old man that enjoys spending too much time with their grandchildren. They tend to drink tea and eat 6 biscuits at a time, only giving the grandchildren half of one. Some popular nonce names may include; “Stephen, Keith, John, Huitson, Huey45, Wild Bill Hickock and last but not least Stoneycroft.”

Grandad texting Grandson 1: “in the bath, not sending pics to prove, almost sick in shorts.”
Grandson 1 to Grandson 2: “hew grandad’s a bare Nonce hew.”

by MyGrandadTouchedMe April 15, 2020