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Noah

Noah is the greatest guy in the world. The typical Noah is tall and wears mostly tshirts and hoodies. He has an amazing sense of humour and can make anyone laugh. It's not hard to tell that Noah is extremely intelligent. He's also attractive in every way possible. Noah views himself as annoying, but he is the complete opposite. He's an amazing person to be around, and he can get along with just about anyone. Did I mention he's REALLY hot? He is. Noah is the perfect guy.

Unfortunately, the only person who realised all this before he turned 16 is his girlfriend who is not good enough for him. Noah deserves better, but he doesn't know that because he thinks he's garbage. Nobody really knows why he thinks this because he can get practically anyone to date him.

In conclusion, if you find a Noah that's single, dedicate all of your effort into trying to date him. Trust me, it'll be worth it.
"Why the hell is Noah dating her?"
"I wish I was dating a Noah."
"Since when was Noah so hot?!?"
by That one clingy chick November 30, 2018
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Noah

Noah is the most kind and caring person you will ever meet .He is the most attractive person ever with grey shining eyes (that you get lost staring into)his wavy brown hair and his sexyyy abs but he will never admit any of this .When he is tired his croaky,low voice makes you melt and he is even more romantic than he is normally is.His perverted and sexual sense of humour is hilarious .He has many amazing talents including multiple sports (probably why he is so fit)especially track however taking hints of girls is deffo not one of them sadly.However he is always there when you need him and a simple simile from him can make your day more way better.Noah is rlly funny and can make even the saddest people simile .Getting the chance to date a noah is everyones dream so if you get one love him with all your heart.LY NOAH,
person 1
who you staring at

person 2

the pengest guy in school
both
NOAHHHHH
by ilovemyself635718 September 5, 2019
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Noah

Noah is the name of someone that spends all day and night online. They are pretty cute but an asshole at the same time. They’re probably fed up of the jokes about Noah’s Ark. They’re incredibly awkward and bad at responding but you still love them no matter what. Noah you’re a twat
Hey look it’s Noah.
by damnihatemyselr April 12, 2020
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Noah

Guy who built a huge wooden box called the ark.
Friend: claims he can survive on a raft in the middle of the ocean and start an advanced civilisation from scratch
Me: dude you think you’re Noah or something
by Pewkiplier November 20, 2020
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Noah

Noah is one of the most amazing people you could ever know. No matter how bad his personal world gets, he will ALWAYS be there for you. He's an amazing friend and if you get him romantically, WHEW YOU'RE LUCKY. He can make your eyes drip from crying out of happiness but can also turn you on like a lightswitch. When he finds someone he loves,he will not leave them no matter what,unless asked to. He's so attractive and is perfect inside and out. He can light up your day in a matter of seconds.
I love this because it's Noah. -carly 2k19
by stupidbozo<3 February 18, 2019
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Noah

Noah is the best person you could ever meet. He has so many things up his sleeve that if you get to know him you’ll be amazed. He is basically eye candy and nice and kind. He is very sarcastic but sweet and romantic when needed. He likes his music and his music only. Even though he is rude sometimes he always cares about your feelings when you’re visibly upset. Any girl that gets to date him is very lucky.
Noah just gave me a birthday present, I didn’t even tell him it was my birthday!
by Sports101girl April 19, 2019
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Noah

Noah is cool boy :)
Noah is copp
by fgjhdoiusgs July 7, 2020
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