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Free wifi

A kind of wifi that helps fuck and lag ur device and eventually sucks the network.
Teacher leaves the meeting due to wifi connection problem

Teacher joins the chat
Also teacher: Seems like Zoom is not stable enough
Me: STOP USING THE FREE WIFI IN THE RESTAURANT

IT IS A PIECE OF SH1T
by Ur gae mom October 29, 2021
mugGet the Free wifimug.

wifi hopping

Constantly trying to connect to wifi when you're not at home. Including, but not limited to: traveling to another country (cellular data in other countries is very expensive).

Also when walking around a city or town and not being able to keep a constant connection to one wifi source.
I spent my entire time in Germany wifi hopping.
by Lele4789 October 11, 2015
mugGet the wifi hoppingmug.

wifi thot

Someone who do all they can to get wifi
Since it aint no wifi im finna go to mc.donalds. Girrll You A Wifi thot ...
by FammGirll December 25, 2015
mugGet the wifi thotmug.

Duke’s WiFi

Dukes WiFi is terrible he says he has the best WiFi in LA but it’s a lie he has McDonald’s WiFi🤨⁉️
duke’s WiFi is terrible 🙁💔”
by Willy.kirbert May 14, 2021
mugGet the Duke’s WiFimug.

KFC WiFi

KFC WiFi refers to slow or inconsistent WiFi, usually used in competitive gaming
"I just killed this kid with KFC WiFi"
by Pineapples in Minneapolis December 14, 2018
mugGet the KFC WiFimug.

where's the wifi?

A comedic term to use when you cant find wifi.
kind of "wheres the beef" but for nerds
Where's the wifi?

I dont know, but i hate starbux
by jesus caro February 4, 2008
mugGet the where's the wifi?mug.

wifi scalpin'

When someone walks by your house and locks on to your wifi..term coined by Hunter Marino
Corben..Why is that girl sitting on the curb out front?
Hunter..I don't know ,she's probably wifi scalpin'
by Texas Old Skool November 21, 2016
mugGet the wifi scalpin'mug.

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