STAT

Home of the Falcons, Woodinville Highschool brings it upon them selves to categorize even within the group of jocks. STAT is exclusively for the douchbags as it stands for SEXY TALL ATHLETIC ON TEAM. Pretty much if ur in STAT ur “da shit” however if ur in GOT or ROT not so much. Perfect for homophobic white woodinville, GOT stands for GAYEST ON TEAM. And then there is ROT... not sure how or when this became a thing but pretty much the stoners and clowns on the team found a catagory for themselves, and that is Redneck on team. Pretty much for the people going nowhere in life after highschool....

Woodinville Highschool- the home for the mighty falcons but only really a home if ur white, rich, skinny, smoke weed, the girls are obsessed with vodka and throwing themselves at guys, the dudes only care about getting sloppy top, making fun of others, and their sports. STAT

by Purplehairdontcare February 16, 2019

ship stat

Short for ‘Relationship Status’. The status of one’s current relationship (single, in a relationship, it’s complicated, divorced, separated, etc).

“Damn, that guy is hot. Do you know his ship stat?”

by jjjosh April 22, 2018

Stat-ensitive

Understanding and reading statistics, but refusing to acknowledge them due to a biased opinion.

Braman is stat-ensitive.

by Yungblood20 October 22, 2023

stat fag

People who in an MMO recite in-game statistics to support their comments on an out of game forum thread;

or people who use their in-game statistics to measure their epeen and in some cases their out of game abilities.

Douche McNoobin says, "T2 drones have about 32% more damage compared to T1's at maxed racial spec FYI. If you can afford it here's a good use."

Usuck says, "you're such a stat fag"

or

Dude, your combat record sucks balls. Biomass yourself irl please.

by usuck2 June 9, 2012

stats shark

An annoying person, usually a junior in high school, who asks an admit for a particular college for their stats (extracurriculars, essays, grades, etc.)

Reasoning behind it is that if they copy their profile, they will also get accepted, which is NOT true.

Person 1: I got into MIT and some bum online asked "Congrats! Can I see your ECs and essays?"
Person 2: What a stats shark

by buttfingerer September 18, 2025

STAT

aka "$TAT", is a family/gang/organization which means "Stay Trill And Triumphant". "$TAT" reps the color purple heavily to represent royalty, like young kings.

"There go them STAT boas, they always jiggy wit the outfits"

by STAT MOB April 24, 2017

#stats

#stats is the place where RuneScript was developed and is also home to some developers. The room consists of a dolphin, a bucket, a werewolf, a gender-confused man, a teal clay man, a runite battle-axe, a printer, a candle of Pink Sugar and many more interesting freaks.

#stats - Where ANYTHING can happen.

by AlexBucket April 3, 2008