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Nicolas Bours 

A dick sucking little bitch with an ass that looks like yours
Nicolas Bours was in my bed last night

Nicolas Otamendi 

A shit defender. A lamppost could defend better and for god sake don’t put him with John Stones as you might as well pour acid in your eyes. Ideal if you want to let in 2-3 goals a match.
He’s as shit as Nicolas Otamendi

Nicolas Cage 

An actor who is in every movie that you can think of off the top of your head.
Joe: Did you see the new Nicolas Cage movie?
Candice: Which one? There's so many new movies!
Nicolas Cage by Candice Dikkin August 31, 2021

Nicolas Gurr 

Another placeholder gag name that is intended to use in a conversation with black people.
This also applies with Nick Gurr, Nicholas Gurr, Nicolas Gerr and any similar names.
Nicolas Gurr is a football/soccer player who is of African descent, now playing for the best club in Southern England.
Nicolas Gurr by Shiine-1 October 21, 2021

Nicolas Cage 

an absolute stud of an actor, who stars in national treasure, Ghost Rider, The Croods, and many more sexy-ass masterpieces. Not gonna lie he is probably the smaxiest of all smaxies
Damn bro Nicolas Cage is thiccccccccccccc
Nicolas Cage by gabgabdab December 13, 2021

nicolas acid pits 

An extremely ugly thing with pungent arm pits
Looks like they have been on nicolas acid pits
nicolas acid pits by Drogba September 20, 2022