Nard

A slang term for a poo used in Australia

A shortened version of the name Nadia

I went to the bathroom and someone left a huge Nard in there

Nadia thinks her shit don't stink, yeah I've noticed that so we just call her the "Nard"

by AussieSlangerMango March 28, 2023

Nard Puff

A lil' fart that depending on how your seated creaks out from under your balls (nard) instead of cracking out the back.

Just a little nard Puff, my bad.

by Nard puff June 19, 2022

Nard

A nard is word used for a pleb/mincer.

Can be used as an adjective or a diss

who is a nard?

Clarke Fourde

by Kennel Vocab Ting September 17, 2019

Nard

An individual who is a male testicle. A male pejorative, akin to being a prick, or dick.

That dude is a real nard. What a f***king nard. Can you believe that nard?

by Bridgebay April 15, 2023

Nard

Someone who is a complete retard. And a narc too.

Dude, you're a fucking nard. I can't believe you told my mom that I was smoking that doobie.

by doobieboobie October 30, 2019

nard

nickname for a cute cat

wow that cats so cute! i’m gonna name her nard!

by goldfishasff March 26, 2021

sneaky nard

When someone gives you a roofy and tattoos "YNOHTNA" on your forehead

Oh man I was drinking with Nard last night and I don't remember anything, I hope he didn't give me a SNEAKY NARD

by Falling Eagle August 13, 2017